Written by James M. Tate / 2/06/2015 / 1 Comment / 2015 , channing tatum , mila kunis , science-fiction , sean bean
CHANNING TATUM & MILA KUNIS IN JUPITER ASCENDING
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In the resilient protector role is Channing Tatum. His Caine Wise is a cross between Clint Eastwood’s Spaghetti Western loner and Superman, which makes Jupiter an ideal Lois Lane. They even fly around together when he’s not getting her out of close calls: Which is all JUPITER ASCENDING amounts to: With a barrage of rambling exposition explaining the complicated star world run by an interstellar royal family pulling Jupiter... who happens to be their Queen... like a political wishbone, the action scenes are what you'll remember in this potentially epic science-fantasy that winds up merely filling time and space.
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