Cult Film Freak: 2015

Presented by James M. Tate / 12/30/2015 / No comments / bruce dern , ensemble , jennifer jason leigh , michael madsen , mystery , quentin tarantino , samuel l. jackson , tim roth , walt goggins , western

QUENTIN TARANTINO'S THE HATEFUL EIGHT

bruce dern, ensemble, jennifer jason leigh, michael madsen, mystery, quentin tarantino, samuel l. jackson, tim roth, walt goggins, western

QUENTIN TARANTINO'S THE HATEFUL EIGHT

year: 2015 cast: Samuel L. Jackson, Kurt Russell, Walt Goggins, Jennifer Jason Leight director: Quentin Tarantino Will attempt not to sp...

CONNECTING THE UNCONNECTED TROLL & TROLL 2

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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><u>It's said TROLL has nothing to do with TROLL 2, so let's look closely</u></td></tr>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>WHERE TROLL AND TROLL 2 COLLIDE:</b></span> The first venture is simple and entertaining enough...<br />
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Charles Band’s TROLL centers on a family moving into an apartment building that winds up being taken over by a bevy of creatures led by one particular Troll, wanting his old magical kingdom to reign once again. And the more famously infamous sequel is horrendously awful and beloved for that reason, making the original fairy tale homage an all but forgotten franchise footnote while inspiring a documentary titled BEST WORST MOVIE (that features yours truly as a script writing fan) centering on the immense ever-growing cinematic phenom known as TROLL 2, originally titled GOBLIN… indeed centering on Goblins, not Trolls… And the sequel supposedly had nothing to do with TROLL, a name thrown in at the 11th hour for distribution reasons, as if TROLL had an actual following… And yet, while revisiting the first movie, which actually isn’t that awful, there were many similarities for two projects that supposedly only had a title in common... So as you'll see the comparisons, the original TROLL is pictured on the left, while cult-phenom TROLL 2's on the right...<br />
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>OPENING CREDIT FONT AND SPOOKY MANOR:</b></span> The opening credits in either film is almost exactly the same, a Goth aesthetic appearing with a brooding score and a large spooky dark house serving as a sinister backdrop…</div>
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Both movies have formidable looking manors yet only TROLL 2 uses their location throughout. The original manor is hidden by the apartment house that it would become, and ultimately attempt to change back into. And the T2 title sequence cuts literally to the chase, showing a horde of goblins running wild: One main difference in the credits are, of course, the names: the original has real actors the likes of Michael Moriarty, Shelley Hack, Sonny Bono, and others mentioned further in, while the super low-budget sequel is full of no-names, including a real life dentist; all were completely unknown and never heard of again until the documentary brought their unprofessional brilliance to light.</div>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>F</b><b>AMILY OF FOUR MOVE INTO A NEW LOCATION:</b></span> The primary plot has a family moving into a new residence…</div>
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In TROLL, the happy clan of four move into an apartment building that winds up becoming Troll Central…</div>
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But TROLL 2 would have nothing that basic… Instead, the Italian writer of the film might have thought families swapping houses from the suburbs to the sticks was a normal thing in America: Thus the Waits Family lets a local clan of NILBOG (Goblin Spelled Backwards) live at their home while they move into the rural homestead, and the adventure begins.</div>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>MAIN CHARACTER IS A CURIOUS YOUNG BOY:</b></span> That billionaire British Fantasy author didn’t invent Harry Potter, the name…</div>
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He is in fact the moniker of both Noah Hathaway’s character and his father… Harry Potter Sr. and Harry Potter Jr. might not be altogether mystical, but the son knows how to fight against magic like the latter spectacled icon knew how to wield it…</div>
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Cast as the original intrepid youngster, child and teen actor Noah Hathaway was no slouch. He played Boxey on the original BATTLESTAR GALACTICA and is best known as Atreyu in THE NEVERENDING STORY… And in TROLL 2, the little boy, Joshua, is played by Michael Stephenson, not an altogether horrible child actor yet not established before or after: That is until his brilliant BEST WORST MOVIE provided a worthy day job as a damn fine filmmaker.</div>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>THE BOY’S ROOM IS A CARNIVAL OF PRODUCT PLACEMENT:</b></span> Each boy’s room is full of product placement ranging from superheroes to sport icons…</div>
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The TROLL 2 kid has a basketball lamp and a cartoon Joker poster while the original has a movie poster of DUNGEONMASTER and a Dallas Cowboys flag… Very eclectic, these two…</div>
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Although the teen sister from TROLL 2 has them both beat… Her room wields images of movie heartthrob Tom Cruise and future cinema darling Johnny Depp in his 21 JUMP STREET television days… How either low-budget vehicle was able to afford all this junk is beyond perplexing, but it’s nice eye candy for viewers, providing glimpses into a pop culture past.</div>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>SISTER IS SULLEN AND GROUCHY:</b></span> The sisters are both bitches, in their own way, and can’t be more different despite their bitter expressions and contempt for their siblings…</div>
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The TROLL 2 sister/daughter, played by Connie Young, is much older than her little bro, and is really just a moody teen who wants her boyfriend along for the trip, and is altogether embarrassed about her family in general… But the more important TROLL girl, played by V: THE FINAL CHAPTER Star Child Jenny Beck, holds the real cards, plot-wise, being possessed by the Troll early on, and then showing her false colors throughout, making her a cross between Linda Blair and Frankenstein's Monster.</div>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>KID BLAMED FOR DOING SOMETHING RUDE AT THE KITCHEN TABLE:</b></span> In TROLL 2, Jenny Beck’s Troll-possessed Wendy Anne Potter winds up taking a bite out of her brother's arm...</div>
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Despite the bloody proof, she only almost gets in trouble; somehow Harry seems more paranoid than an actual victim of sibling rivarly… And once again, TROLL 2 trumps anything that normal as young Joshua winds up taking a “piss on hospitality” to keep his family from turning into goblins, providing a golden shower onto their green morning bagels; strategically placed for an otherworldly changeling that doesn't occur thanks to the brilliance of the little squirt… pun intended.</div>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>OBLIVIOUS PARENTALS:</b></span> The parents in each film are both friendly, loving, completely dumbfounded and unaware of anything nefarious happening. And yet their children are completely aware of the ongoing nightmare, and fully experience it…</div>
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That is, until the end when everyone realizes the situation and must battle the evil forces together…</div>
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In the original, the otherwise talented, highly regarded method actor Michael Moriarty plays Harry Potter Sr., and his wife Anne was a final season CHARLIE'S ANGELS starlet and a worthy KING OF COMEDY alumni, Shelley Hack… Meanwhile, TROLL 2 parents George Hardy and Margo Prey aren't exactly members of the Actor's Studio while Moriarty, during one scene while dancing to the sonic BLUE CHEER version of SUMMERTIME BLUES, seems to be playing camp on purpose like he did in Larry Cohen's Q: THE WINGED SERPENT and THE STUFF a few years earlier.</div>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>YOUNGEST CHILDREN ALONE IN A DARKENED BEDROOM:</b></span> This only counts in a technical sense and isn’t geographically correct since when TROLL 2 kiddo Joshua is staring out from his bed sheets...<br />
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He’s in his real home and not the central spooky location that his family moved into during the mysterious swap: while the other family surreptitiously remains in NILBOG, which Joshua would learn later on... While in the original, Jenny Beck’s bedroom stare isn't really that of fright, but more fitfully curious, as this is the important money-shot when she gets possessed by the Troll in the first place.</div>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>THE MAIN TROLL IS A LITTLE PERSON IN A COSTUME:</b></span> The chief troll in TROLL is not only more legitimate since he is, in fact, a TROLL, but he’s an important vessel that drives the story…</div>
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Phil Fondacaro plays both Torok the Troll and the most endearing character, a kindhearted Little Person who, stricken with a fatal disease, befriends the cursed young daughter, who sees potential in his “shortcomings” as a doomed human to be a perfect fit for the progressing Troll-Land canvas… Meanwhile in TROLL 2, the main GOBLIN somewhat resembles Torok only more menacing, bloodthirsty, ultra low-budget and, speaking with the voice of a retarded ten-year old, doesn’t have an agenda other than making people turn green so he and his sinister crew can have an endless feast.</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">June Lockhart</td></tr>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>THE OLD TROLL QUEEN:</b></span> There are two queens in both TROLL films… And they are still one person… The first is old and the other is a younger version...</div>
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Especially in the original where LOST IN SPACE veteran June Lockhart’s Eunice St. Clair has a special bond with the other dimension even before it takes over, being part of a Medieval style backstory, and she owns the R2D2 of the movie – a cutesy mushroom plant that tugs at the heartstrings… That’s the contrived attempt, anyhow… Meanwhile, the TROLL 2 villain is played over-the-top and jovially insane by the lovely Deborah Reed who, in true Queen form, is not beautiful but a gruesome hybrid of the aforementioned EXORCIST Linda Blair and some sort of campy witch in a local small town theater… </div>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>O</b><b>LD QUEEN TURNED YOUNG</b></span>: In strategic casting, June Lockhart turns into her daughter, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA actress Anne Lockhart, playing mom’s younger self, who winds up a sword-battling vixen verses the nefarious Troll creatures after they turn the Complex into a sinister green forest…</div>
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And in TROLL 2 the old and/or gruesomely ugly Queen turns exceptionally hot when we experience Deborah Reed sans ghoulish makeup, looking downright sexy and seductive, especially when she dances up to one victim before a makeout session involving an RV full of popcorn, putting the kernelful climax of REAL GENIUS to shame.</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Old contrived show</td></tr>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>A BIZARRE FAKE TELEVISION MOVIE PLAYING:</b></span> In each, there is a fake movie playing on the TV set that the characters are watching, for no apparent reason…</div>
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In TROLL it’s a sort of gimmicky old fashion retro kinda thing, unexplained and unimportant, and once again TROLL 2 goes one giant step beyond its more conventional predecessor…</div>
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Showing a bizarre film where a gorilla, existing in a prehistoric setting, yanks off his own head… sits on the head which becomes a rocket… blasting him into the sky while cartoon music plays… Although it must be noted that this particular movie within a movie, along with other scenes viewed later on by the doomed teens, is somewhat of a cheat – for it was used in a few other films by the same TROLL 2 producer, including HITCHER IN THE DARK, borrowing not only the 2001 inspired gorilla but the same RV.</div>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>VICTIMS GO GREEN:</b></span> In both films the victims turn green, basically morphing from human form into vegetation…</div>
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In the original this changeling occurs in order for the real world to become the land of mystical creatures… It has to do with the progression of the story, and the transformation occurs by the power of the lead Troll... While in the second film, instigated only when the victims are successfully coaxed into eating green food, the shift occurs so the people can turn into pudding for the goblins to feed on… Basically, one alters the plot while the other alters the appetite of the antagonists.</div>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>LOVELY SIRENS:</b></span> Right as the cheesy yet ominous synthesizer rolls out its eerie carpet of doom, TROLL 2 begins with a beautiful young girl leading (or rather, misleading) a young man into a world that’s not as storybook perfect as it may seem…</div>
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The actress, played by a cute Michele Abrams, is painted with fake freckles, giving her smitten lad a drink of green slime that will narrow his life into moments of sheer pain: all unseen… And in the original, a very familiar beauty, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, bookended between SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE and SEINFELD, goes from a lovely yuppie into a lovelier forest nymph, looking like Eve in the Garden while coaxing her very own Adam into a kingdom of shadows…</div>
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<span data-mce-style="text-decoration: underline;" style="text-decoration: underline;"><b>HANDSOME DOLTS FOLLOWING THEIR LOVELY VIXENS:</b></span> And that guy following Dreyfus is Brad Hall, Julia’s real life husband and former SNL co-star…</div>
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He ventures into this strange new world and it doesn’t mean as much as poor Peter from TROLL 2... And unlike Hall's misled tempted guy, Peter doesn't really exist but is a character in a story told by Joshua's deceased yet rather helpful wraith, Grandpa Seth, who winds up his young apprentice's personal Obi Wan Kenobi, using his own force to kick Goblin ass.</div>
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In the original, swinger Sonny Bono, gun nut Gary Sandy (shown to the left) and a few others are turned into green vegetation adding to Torok’s promised land...<br />
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While in TROLL 2 the group of horny teenagers are served up as intentional victims, like your typical slasher FRIDAY THE 13th or HALLOWEEN vehicle: The daughter’s boyfriend’s especially close-knit friends all meeting their own bizarre fate, and the best character of the doomed teens is the first one to venture out, all alone, into his very slow-moving fate... but at least he lasts a while... because Darren Ewing's Arnold steals the show...</div>

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CONNECTING THE UNCONNECTED <b style="color: #38761d;">TROLL </b>&<b style="color: #38761d;"> TROLL 2</b><br /> <br />

CONNECTING THE UNCONNECTED TROLL & TROLL 2

It's said TROLL has nothing to do with TROLL 2, so let's look closely WHERE TROLL AND TROLL 2 COLLIDE: The first venture is sim...

SUE LYON CINEMA: END OF THE WORLD W/ CHRISTOPHER LEE

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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><u>A Nun & Her Laptop YEAR: 1977</u></td></tr>
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There’s something utterly bizarre and eerily realistic about the films of producer Charles Band, each and every grainy frame resembling a last known photograph. And despite the title and possible turnout, END OF THE WORLD is a science-fiction exploitation not fitting into the disaster genre...<br>
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Instead centered on an excruciatingly mellow investigative journey as the buried lead is, despite headlining Christopher Lee as a mysterious Father Pergado at a rural convent, obscure character-actor Kirk Scott as scientist Andrew Boran. Receiving computerized signals that aren’t very earthly, he ventures into the desert with his loyal and equally intrepid wife, Sylvia…<br>

charles band, christopher lee, cult, dean jagger, kirk scott, lew ayres, macdonald carey, science-fiction, sue lyon

SUE LYON CINEMA: <b>END OF THE WORLD</b> W/ CHRISTOPHER LEE

SUE LYON CINEMA: END OF THE WORLD W/ CHRISTOPHER LEE

A Nun & Her Laptop YEAR: 1977 There’s something utterly bizarre and eerily realistic about the films of producer Charles Band, each ...

JENNIFER LAWRENCE IN JOY

bradley cooper, david o. russell, diane ladd, jennifer lawrence, quirky, robert deniro

JENNIFER LAWRENCE IN JOY

year: 2015 cast: Jennifer Lawrence, Robert DeNiro, Bradley Cooper, Diane Ladd director: David O. Russell A character-driven film is usua...

ROBERT BLAKE RULES THE PURPLE GANG

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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">year: 1959</td></tr>
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“The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang,” sang Elvis Presley from his JAILHOUSE ROCK… And while roaring loose on the outside, THE PURPLE GANG keep a steady rhythm and wily pace, yet are ultimately a mere cog in a “law propaganda” wheel as an ultra serious cop, in this case Barry Sullivan’s Police Lt. William P. Harley, lets us know, right off the bat, just how bad these bad guys are and that crime doesn’t pay, and there aren’t any benefits, either.<br>
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Despite the restrictions from the late 50’s era, channeling 30’s gangster flicks more than that present time’s more ambiguous Film Noir melodramas, Robert Blake as William Joseph “Honeyboy” Willard packs a genuine machine gun wallop – for a young climber he seems already on top of his game, with an expression like he’s seen just about everything, twice, but not without an equally frightened, vulnerable underbelly. Surprisingly, given his status as lead heavy in a genre that relies on going gloriously overboard, Blake’s acting style is reserved and laidback, waiting for his moments instead of pouncing upon them: a bit more Marlon Brando than James Cagney.<br>
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Speaking of Noir, the always-hypnotic Joseph Turkel from Stanley Kubrick’s THE KILLING (and then PATH’S OF GLORY and THE SHINING) heads a more established yet less lethal and ambitious syndicate that Blake’s boys merge with, and who Sullivan narrowly tracks while doubting his existence as a cop in a town so gritty: If only it were more so – the movie, that is…<br>
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With such nefarious potential centering on cutthroat gangsters, PURPLE could have really soared instead of attempting to punch holes through a proverbial steel box that, like already mentioned, warns us from the onset how the titular boys aren’t worth rooting for, or against. So when Bobby Blake isn’t firing bullets, it’s up to a handful of montage sequences, including actual archive footage, showing the GANG in destructive, gun-toting action to counter the preachy narration. But after a while, the thugs get lost in that “news reel” shuffle: A shame since this movie was supposed to belong to them.<br>
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barry sullivan, fifties, gangster, joseph turkel, robert blake

ROBERT BLAKE RULES THE PURPLE GANG

year: 1959 “The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang,” sang Elvis Presley from his JAILHOUSE ROCK… And while roaring loose on the ou...

ROBBI MORGAN INTERVIEW: BORDERING CAMP BLOOD

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“It was a low-budget feature and I was grateful to have an acting job,” 
writes Robbi Morgan Walberg (then cast as Robbi Morgan) about her memorable part in the original 
FRIDAY THE 13TH. “No idea it would turn into what it has!”<br>
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After almost ten sequels, a remake, another reboot in the works, and countless imitations, the first movie, directed by Sean S. Cunningham, still holds up as not only an important piece of horror cinema history, but a really entertaining film. And actress Robbi Morgan Walberg (then billed as Robbi Morgan) has something to do with that legacy: Following a prologue set in the 1950’s, Robbi’s character isn’t technically the first to die in the movie (and franchise), but she is the first victim in the present time – igniting a massacre that would include Kevin Bacon and a handful of other unlucky young men and women working at Camp Crystal Lake, a rural location with a sinister past, known as Camp Blood and, released in 1980, Robbi’s free-spirited hitchhiker, Annie, seems like a throwback to the early 1970’s: a spontaneous, assertive, independent, natural beauty found in looser projects like THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE or THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT...<br>

eighties, exploitation, franchise, horror, interview

ROBBI MORGAN INTERVIEW: BORDERING CAMP BLOOD

Robbi Morgan Friday the 13th Interview “It was a low-budget feature and I was grateful to have an acting job,” writes Robbi M...

WEAVING THROUGH BOTH IN COLD BLOOD & CAPOTE

2005, biopic, catherine keener, chris cooper, philip seymour hoffman, truman capote

WEAVING THROUGH BOTH <b>IN COLD BLOOD</b> & <b>CAPOTE</b>

WEAVING THROUGH BOTH IN COLD BLOOD & CAPOTE

Philip Seymour Hoffman as controversial author Truman Capote Year: 2004 Truman Capote, after writing what was considered to be the best ...

LIBERACE EXPOSED BEHIND THE CANDELABRA

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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><u>year: 2013 cast: Michael Douglas, Matt Damon, Dan Aykroyd, Rob Lowe, Nicky Katt director: Steven Soderbergh</u></td></tr>
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At one point, Michael Douglas, after enough time channelling the ultra-effeminate, Las Vegas piano playing virtuoso, Liberace, gets a surge of Alpha Male style Gordon Gekko from WALL STREET when Matt Damon, as the glittery star's boyfriend for nearly a decade, Scott Thorson, defends himself in a Charlie Sheen/Bud Fox put-upon whine when their relationship is compared to a classic sit-com...<br>
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"Why am I the 'Lucy'?" Scott complains. "Because," says Douglas's Liberace with blunt finality, "I'm the leader... The Nightclub Act!" And Michael doesn't hold back much of anything in Steven Soderbergh's HBO original BEHIND THE CANDELABRA, centering on Liberace just as he's nearing has-been status, at least outside the perpetual gleam of Las Vegas. With a stubborn agent (Dan Aykroyd resembling Andy Kaufman's bogus lounge singer Tony Clifton) making him the hardest-working act in Sin City, we're able to experience not only what's BEHIND all the sparkle, but random performances on stage to make our centerpiece seem talented enough to base a movie on... which of course he was, but as an actor persuading a movie or TV audience, imitating a musician (one of the best in the world) isn't always easy, or realistic. And according to both Thorson and Liberace's buddy... Scott Bakula playing a sort of White Rabbit character that doesn't mean much beyond introducing the couple... Liberace's actual audience supposedly had no idea he was a homosexual, and, well, let's be honest here: most people <i>must have</i> known, deep down, but just didn't dwell on it: enjoying his immense talent in a sort of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Care" before "coming out" meant (and still means) more than having the talent to make it matter in the first place: gay first, celebrity second seems to be the new politically-correct standard, but at one time, from Montgomery Clift to Anthony Perkins to Paul Lynde, talent meant everything.<br>

2013, cable, matt damon, michael douglas

LIBERACE EXPOSED BEHIND THE CANDELABRA

year: 2013 cast: Michael Douglas, Matt Damon, Dan Aykroyd, Rob Lowe, Nicky Katt director: Steven Soderbergh At one point, Michael Dougla...

FERRELL & WAHLBERG IN DADDY'S HOME

2015, comedy, family, mark wahlberg, team-up, thomas haden church, will ferrell

FERRELL & WAHLBERG IN DADDY'S HOME

year: 2015 cast: Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Linda Cardellini, Thomas Haden Church, Scarlett Estevez In the underrated cop comedy THE O...

ORIGINAL CONAN THE BARBARIAN

arnold schwarzenegger, eighties, franchise, john milius

ORIGINAL CONAN THE BARBARIAN

year: 1982 starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones creator: Robert E. Howard director: John Milius At one point, when Arnold ...

SYLVESTER STALLONE IN FIRST BLOOD & RAMBO

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Calling RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD II would make RAMBO III actually FIRST BLOOD III: RAMBO II, and that's a lot of complicated roman numerals. Plus, RAMBO is quite different than FIRST BLOOD...<br>
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In the initial vehicle, Vietnam flashbacks give former Green Beret John J. Rambo that extra strength to bust out of a small town jail and take to the forest, hunted by Brian Dennehy's stubborn Sheriff Teasle, whose character, though an important third banana, means more in the original early-70's David Morrell anti-war novel... where a cold-blooded Rambo kills hundreds of people while the story centers primarily on Teasle and even his mentor, Orval, played by John McLiam, doing nothing more than setting hunting dogs loose in the movie... Yet within the written pages, Orval, as a father figure to Teasle, represents the patriotic Second World War mindset while Teasle, a Korean vet, learns the hard way about the new "death machines" created in the unpopular Vietnam.<br>

action, david caruso, franchise, martin kove, michael talbott, richard crenna, sequel, sylvester stallone, war