DWAYNE JOHNSON AKA THE ROCK IN HERCULES

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D1yhT_wJw9o/U9Z89hUv-7I/AAAAAAAAg4A/6ij45jlLV_8/s1600/UK_1-Sht-Teaser-Online.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D1yhT_wJw9o/U9Z89hUv-7I/AAAAAAAAg4A/6ij45jlLV_8/s320/UK_1-Sht-Teaser-Online.jpg" width="242" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">year: 2014 rating: **</td></tr> </tbody></table> At the beginning of HERCULES, we get a story told by his young pretentious nephew, on the verge of being executed and castrated, and not in that order…<br /> <br /> The poor kid's rambling about how his demigod uncle had to survive twelve formidable tests, including an indestructible lion… And yet there are only a few visuals to back it up… <br /> <br /> Too bad since these dangerous trials would have made a pretty great first movie, which would lead to this particular tale that feels like a sequel or an episode of an already established cable series...<br /> <br /> Hercules has a team of faithful warriors backing his every move, and they're quickly given a paid gig to train unskilled townsfolk to become powerful enough to defeat a barrage of deadly centaurs, and thus the very contained adventure begins.  <br /> <br /> Much of the film is either the training or the fights, but Hercules, just another member of a gigantic battlefront, is hardly distinguished enough to have an entire movie not only based on his legend, but named after him and him alone.<br /> <br /> There are a few worthy side-characters, especially Ian McShane as a crusty mentor who predicts his own death with humorous results. Add a twist-villain and halfway through, the dam bursts for more battles with the muscular son of Zeus leading charge... Although it's questioned whether Hercules is truly related to Zeus at all. Perhaps he’s just a really strong guy using that element to become more powerful: the epitome of a confidence boost.<br /> <br /> Either way, with so many people surrounding him, there needed more time for the man to stand on his own without all the distractions. 

2014, dwayne johnson, fantasy, ian mcshane

DWAYNE JOHNSON AKA THE ROCK IN HERCULES

year: 2014 rating: ** At the beginning of HERCULES, we get a story told by his young pretentious nephew, on the verge of being executed ...

A POSTHUMOUS PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN IN A MOST WANTED MAN

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QHT8wsvC_O4/U9LSo3jYEEI/AAAAAAAAg1k/dKpEM2MckkY/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QHT8wsvC_O4/U9LSo3jYEEI/AAAAAAAAg1k/dKpEM2MckkY/s320/1.jpg" width="250" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">year: 2014 rating: ***1/2</td></tr> </tbody></table> The late Philip Seymour Hoffman always did vanish into his roles, and as German anti-terrorist agent Günther Bachmann, becoming someone else is a requirement...<br /> <br /> Being that Hoffman, an American, is playing a German, speaking English with a thick accent and hunkered down in a stuffy office adorned by photos and tacked-on dossiers, providing his life’s work in a claustrophobic office/purgatory where Bachmann takes his job seriously… As seriously, in fact, as Hoffman took his entire cinematic career: And in this case, it’s a sublime yet subtle combination for fans of the actor and the potboiler genre.   <br /> <br /> Based on a spy novel by slowburn espionage guru John le Carré, A MOST WANTED MAN is surprisingly basic and, unlike other movies of this kind, doesn’t expect the audience to follow impossible red herrings while suffering overlong doldrums to get to the good parts. <br /> <br /> Throughout the cat and mouse maze, centering on Bachmann and his associates keeping tight eyes on a Chechen Muslim immigrant who literally washed up on the shore of Hamburg, Germany, we get equal glimpses into the trudging journey of Issa Karpov and those following him, eventually veering into a subliminal romance with Rachel McAdam's Annabel Richter, an idealistic lawyer helping Issa dodge those who may hinder his apparent “cause,” which, set post 911, is highly questionable. <br /> <br /> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bNx1sf__dC0/U9LSvl_wJbI/AAAAAAAAg1s/u4nIPbCNfcI/s1600/2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bNx1sf__dC0/U9LSvl_wJbI/AAAAAAAAg1s/u4nIPbCNfcI/s200/2.jpg" width="126" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">RIP</td></tr> </tbody></table> There are predictable elements, like the very ending – no shock to anyone familiar with espionage flicks peripherally dealing with the American government – and the fact this wanted man is really a misunderstood victim of circumstance, deleting an important element of suspense had he been more ambiguous. By the young actor’s sheepish countenance alone, we know he’s got nothing to hide but himself.  <br /> <br /> But it's really fun watching Hoffman’s agent slowly crawl out of his brooding shell, becoming more than a mellow observer in a progressively arduous task he’s done many times, which is apparent by his world-weary expressions. Only a great actor could provide a character’s entire history without use of expository flashbacks or back-story, and very little dialogue.<br /> <br /> In Hoffman’s case, it’s all in the eyes. He seems to look through just about anyone to get to what he knows already. Damn shame life had to intrude upon art.

2014, espionage, philip seymour hoffman, rachel mcadams, robin wright, thriller, willem defoe

A POSTHUMOUS PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN IN A MOST WANTED MAN

year: 2014 rating: ***1/2 The late Philip Seymour Hoffman always did vanish into his roles, and as German anti-terrorist agent Günther B...

LUC BESSON DIRECTS SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN LUCY

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-B9rsl1cU9Ts/U9JxhSCzFPI/AAAAAAAAg0g/HBgqG9AFlkI/s1600/Lucy-Poster.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-B9rsl1cU9Ts/U9JxhSCzFPI/AAAAAAAAg0g/HBgqG9AFlkI/s400/Lucy-Poster.jpg" width="230" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">year: 2014 rating: ***</td></tr> </tbody></table> <span style="background-color: white;">When writer/director Luc Besson does science-fiction, one gets the impression he prefers rising intentionally above the audience... </span><br /> <br /> So now he’s created the perfect starlet in Scarlett Johansson as LUCY, starting out as the naïve girlfriend of a passive/aggressive jerk with a dangerous occupation in Taiwan...<br /> <br /> More than sporadically, Besson compares Lucy's place in humanity to the animal kingdom by showing clips of nature coinciding with her particular situation, escalating wildly as she’s given the forced task to deliver a briefcase to mobsters, and then hide the contents of a mysterious blue drug inside her very own guts.  <br /> <br /> Once the drug leaks from the bag and flows through her bloodstream, Lucy begins using more (and more and more) than the required 10% of the brain, turning into a Marvel like superhero that can lift objects and project her image onto computers screens and… sky's the limitless... But all those powers aside, Lucy has one real mission: to seek her own hydraulic revenge against the Asian mobster who "hired" her in the first place. Meanwhile, the title cards and animal imagery become repetitive. Lucy, also the name given to the first female Ape/Neanderthal, is evolving quickly: We get the point already! <br /> <br /> Morgan Freeman’s wise Professor Norman keeps the expository information in check, teaching us flawed mortals stuff the nature clips don’t make entirely clear, morphing Lucy into what Johnny Depp’s limp TRANSCENDENCE attempted... but with guns blasting MATRIX style, it's a far more entertaining ride. And before long, you’ll forget the actual story evolves slower than our heroine, who, becoming floating specks of computerized dust particles, is still completely unbreakable.<br /> <br /> One can only imagine if Lucy had her own bombastic vengeance-driven story without all the science: KILL BILL 3, anyone? 

2014, action, luc besson, morgan freeman, scarlett johansson, science-fiction

LUC BESSON DIRECTS SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN LUCY

year: 2014 rating: *** When writer/director Luc Besson does science-fiction, one gets the impression he prefers rising intentionally abo...

CAMERON DIAZ AND JASON SEGEL IN SEX TAPE

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-T3NKHmAvcQs/U86K3RxIxwI/AAAAAAAAgzg/b9FYCrt267o/s1600/Sex_Tape.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-T3NKHmAvcQs/U86K3RxIxwI/AAAAAAAAgzg/b9FYCrt267o/s400/Sex_Tape.jpg" width="283" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b style="background-color: white;">year: 2014 rating: *</b></td></tr> </tbody></table> <span style="background-color: white;">At one time, sex comedies had a group of lusty yet inexperienced teens on a quest to lose their virginity… But those teens are now middle aged, and perhaps too experienced… </span><br /> <br /> Centering on a married couple played by a proving-she's-still-hot Cameron Diaz as Annie, and a frighteningly skinny Jason Segel as Jay, both with the kind of dream jobs allowing their characters enough free time and money to get in and outta trouble: Jay manages a radio station, while Annie writes a blog about to be purchased by a conservative outlet. And perhaps their total lack of chemistry is intentional, igniting the plan to film themselves screwing in just about every position possible, and then some. <br /> <br /> Far before the HANGOVER style ending, when we get a montage of what really happened in the bedroom, the pornographic contents are mysterious to almost everyone – instead of erasing the file, Jay sent it to a select group of people who may or may not have viewed it… This includes her parents, the mailman, a suburban couple, and last but not least, Mr. Real Life Sex Tape himself, Rob Lowe as Hank, on the verge of buying her blog and providing Annie with the most to lose. Although in an awkward, overlong, unfunny scene, it turns out Hank is so shockingly wild and open-minded, that when Jay stealthily dashes around his house seeking the ipad… stalked by a ferocious German Shepard with more lives than an alley cat… the entire point of the story (not much to begin with) is lost, and the urgency becomes nonexistent far too soon.<br /> <br /> Once the initial scavenger hunt is complete, we’re left the couple dealing with a preposterous blackmailing scheme where the movie, attempting HANGOVER style outdoor shenanigans, becomes so futile and contrived it’s nearly impossible to describe, much less review.

2014, cameron diaz, jason segel, raunchy, rob corrdry, sex comedy

CAMERON DIAZ AND JASON SEGEL IN SEX TAPE

year: 2014 rating: * At one time, sex comedies had a group of lusty yet inexperienced teens on a quest to lose their virginity… But thos...

REVIEW OF THE PURGE: ANARCHY

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_G2HsXdYX_8/U84CxVjjPgI/AAAAAAAAgzA/g1oESXOf1Cc/s1600/the-purge-anarchy-2014.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_G2HsXdYX_8/U84CxVjjPgI/AAAAAAAAgzA/g1oESXOf1Cc/s400/the-purge-anarchy-2014.jpg" width="200" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">year: 2014 rating: **1/2</td></tr> </tbody></table> In a ridiculous yet intriguing premise… of a future America where, once a year in a twenty-four hour time span, looting and murder are legal in order to cut down the crime rate… the potential for bloody mayhem is limitless...<br /> <br /> In the first movie, all taking place within the confides of one family's residence, sporadic news reels show the bedlam outside… So welcome to the streetwise sequel where the real stuff occurs. But after a twenty-minute setup, we never get to know the characters well enough to really care about them...<br /> <br /> Consisting of a mother and daughter left alone inside an apartment building, and a young couple whose car broke down in the middle of a bridge, the would-be victims are merely peripheral to Frank Grillo’s Sergeant, an action hero so swarthy and dynamic the movie could have been named after him alone – at which point the titular premise doesn't even matter... Anarchy wouldn't hinder Rambo or The Terminator one bit. <br /> <br /> Much like the 1979 cult film THE WARRIORS, the hunted prey go from location to location avoiding masked gangs ranging from cutthroat street scum to a violent militia stocked with heavy ammunition… And yet the real villains, sought after by contrived revolutionaries, might not be so hungry and desperate... Sound familiar? Despite the flaws, Frank Grillo makes a terrific leader of the pack but perhaps he’s too good a thing... While his group and the audience feel completely safe while he's around, there lacks the necessary suspense and vulnerability of <i>no</i>t  knowing what lurks around each corner... It's all pretty much taken care of.

action, sequel, thriller

REVIEW OF THE PURGE: ANARCHY

year: 2014 rating: **1/2 In a ridiculous yet intriguing premise… of a future America where, once a year in a twenty-four hour time span,...

SIDEWAYS AND LOW: A TRIBUTE TO JAMES GARNER AS JIM ROCKFORD

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS_ALSiM6myZ0I6fdZ4F50QdPGQgS-Kxdugi1hLEd79u_4KFAbJLfGbVKz29UREHNxsIHHrXCXu8ehcbAY52RnfpT-vztDgE0SvVf09NyK8GHhbF0MiWIyj4dLaHU8A2n9pMy121pvAuRX0UGwBlVYVjrzz0ioZBQT3fgK7YtCxZnsPeH2I9NwudGFCw/s1208/Screen%20Shot%202023-04-07%20at%203.04.41%20AM.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="849" data-original-width="1208" height="281" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS_ALSiM6myZ0I6fdZ4F50QdPGQgS-Kxdugi1hLEd79u_4KFAbJLfGbVKz29UREHNxsIHHrXCXu8ehcbAY52RnfpT-vztDgE0SvVf09NyK8GHhbF0MiWIyj4dLaHU8A2n9pMy121pvAuRX0UGwBlVYVjrzz0ioZBQT3fgK7YtCxZnsPeH2I9NwudGFCw/w400-h281/Screen%20Shot%202023-04-07%20at%203.04.41%20AM.jpeg" width="400" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><u>James Garner with Lee Purcell, The Rockford Files</u><br /></td></tr></tbody></table>“You see, his gun is deadly, mine’s in a cookie jar,” Jim Rockford tells his dad, Rocky, who might finally understand his son’s profession as Private Investigator while reading a page-turning dime novel...<br /> <br /> Not really. Because Rockford, played by James Garner, is far from your typical steely hero as depicted in old movies and books. He’s a down-to-earth guy who constantly lands in hot water… And that water made up six seasons of the classic crime series starring the legendary James Garner, who recently passed away. And THE ROCKFORD FILES fan-fav episode WHITE ON WHITE AND NEARLY PERFECT begins like it’s already halfway through. Within the first couple minutes we learn that Stuart Margolin’s con artist Angel Martinez is in jail, where Jim also spent the night after – something went wrong, as usual. But when Rockford's reluctantly partnered up with Tom Selleck’s Lance White, his kinks are more noticeable than ever. <br /> <br /> <div style="text-align: right;"> </div> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SjggiwuxFyE/VeNSL28ERRI/AAAAAAAAo1Y/jLcSMhKS_JQ/s1600/Screen%2Bshot%2B2015-08-30%2Bat%2B11.58.47%2BAM.png" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SjggiwuxFyE/VeNSL28ERRI/AAAAAAAAo1Y/jLcSMhKS_JQ/s1600/Screen%2Bshot%2B2015-08-30%2Bat%2B11.58.47%2BAM.png" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">w/ Tom Selleck</td></tr> </tbody></table> Throughout the entire series, Jim Rockford, an ex con turned P.I., is both slick and spontaneous, trudging through the necessary steps to find a shabby means to an end. Which is the polar opposite of Selleck’s unscathed investigator, who glides from one location to the next with everything handed him.<br /> <br /> “You’re naïve, Lance, you really are... You have to be cynical… You have to question things… You can’t take someone named ‘Belle LaBelle’ on face value… What’s her angle? Whose payroll was she on…<br /> <br /> "You find out the answers to those things, and then you start moving fast and crooked… You go through doorways, sideways and low, at odd angles… You look for the big lie… Question everything!” And while Lance shrugged off this advice, it summarized everything that made THE ROCKFORD FILES a sublime 180 degree turn for James Garner, who could always play an imperfect character with sheer perfection... And below the pic is a quote from character actor Pepe Serna, who worked with Garner in another episode...<br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qSD21O4Eg7k/U82R8IptRcI/AAAAAAAAgyw/y2ZseUL5Wi8/s1600/Picture+11.png" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="404" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qSD21O4Eg7k/U82R8IptRcI/AAAAAAAAgyw/y2ZseUL5Wi8/s1600/Picture+11.png" width="640" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"> <span class="userContent">"Garner was a class act. Made everybody feel like we all belonged. Thanks for sharing your love of life." Pepe Serna</span></td></tr> </tbody></table> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JGRX3Htz0dk/U84N7AnN8kI/AAAAAAAAgzQ/G91ZvI45fAg/s1600/Picture+3.png" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="394" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JGRX3Htz0dk/U84N7AnN8kI/AAAAAAAAgzQ/G91ZvI45fAg/s1600/Picture+3.png" width="640" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">James Garner with Pepe Serna on THE ROCKFORD FILES</td></tr> </tbody></table> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-I3I5aIwn3e4/U9FzotOAv6I/AAAAAAAAg0I/8-0z_r7oIxk/s1600/Picture+3.png" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="468" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-I3I5aIwn3e4/U9FzotOAv6I/AAAAAAAAg0I/8-0z_r7oIxk/s1600/Picture+3.png" width="640" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">REST IN PEACE JAMES GARNER</td></tr> </tbody></table>

crime, james garner, seventies, tom selleck, tribute, TV

SIDEWAYS AND LOW: A TRIBUTE TO JAMES GARNER AS JIM ROCKFORD

James Garner with Lee Purcell, The Rockford Files “You see, his gun is deadly, mine’s in a cookie jar,” Jim Rockford tells his dad, Rocky, ...

REVIEW OF THE ORIGINAL KING KONG

<span style="font-size: x-large;">KING KONG<a href="http://www.cultfilmfreaks.com/2019/11/classic-kong.html"> REVIEW HAS MOVED HERE</a></span><br /><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OyXAp8SQ4Do/VfG-v1HTn_I/AAAAAAAAo_8/ca5Po9Lc6JA/s1600/1.jpg" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OyXAp8SQ4Do/VfG-v1HTn_I/AAAAAAAAo_8/ca5Po9Lc6JA/s320/1.jpg" width="236" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><u><span style="font-size: 12.8px;">Fantastic King Kong poster</span></u></td></tr> </tbody></table> <br />

bruce cabot, classic, creature, ernest schoedsack, fay wray, franchise, helen mack, king kong, merian cooper, robert armstrong, sequel, stop-motion, thirties

REVIEW OF THE ORIGINAL KING KONG

KING KONG REVIEW HAS MOVED HERE Fantastic King Kong poster

CHOMPING ON THE PHENOM OF SHARKNADO WITH ROBBIE RIST

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--jdfpv5MNQI/U8H-LX9VwRI/AAAAAAAAgrE/tWLgpB96QFU/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--jdfpv5MNQI/U8H-LX9VwRI/AAAAAAAAgrE/tWLgpB96QFU/s320/1.jpg" width="206" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">year: 2013 camp value: ***1/2</td></tr> </tbody></table> “Like an adorable puppy with really huge feet,” actor Robbie Rist describes SHARKNADO, the 2013 SyFy Channel cult thriller about, well, a tornado full of sharks attacking Los Angeles from the sky. “It doesn't know that it is supposed to fade into the background, so it will probably be in your face for the next decade or so.”<br /> <br /> Well thanks to the RiffTrax team of Mystery Science Theater 3000 veterans Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, the glorious SHARKNADO is back in the spotlight...<br /> <br /> As a deliberate, schlocky venture inviting a bevy of jokes and hilarious insults to be hurled its way, the movie is, like any camp classic worth poking fun at, something of a phenomenon, and actually holds up as a terribly entertaining motion picture in its own wonderful right: With melodramatic one-liners coinciding with a tongue in cheek, or in this case, tooth in flesh underline, SHARKNADO stars BEVERLY HILLS 90210 bad boy Ian Ziering as Fin Hunter, a former surf champion who, when not hitting the waves with his Australian sidekick Baz Hogan (BAYWATCH alumni Jason Simmons), runs a tavern on the pier that peaks out at the bikini-clad beach. And here’s where the madness begins… Well, not exactly…<br /> <br /> The pulpy prologue takes place on a fishing boat far out at the storm-drenched sea, where a below-deck conversation between a spooky, lantern jawed sailor and an Asian businessman provides a literal snack before the meal: When the desperate, gun-toting suit grabs the briefcase of cash, and tries escaping on the boat’s thunderous deck (where he plans to go is the real mystery), the first of many sharks appear, leaping from the water and eventually dusting off both rudimentary characters, who made little sense to begin with… <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <br /> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SQz0svZ6sIE/U8H-VwvXyRI/AAAAAAAAgrY/_wT5JDALIeU/s1600/3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SQz0svZ6sIE/U8H-VwvXyRI/AAAAAAAAgrY/_wT5JDALIeU/s1600/3.jpg" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Driving  Under Sharkfluence</td></tr> </tbody></table> It’s when our important and relatively likable heroes Fin, Baz, John Heard’s local drunk, George, and the movie’s Robert Shaw in the form of a young barmaid with her very own Quintesque backstory monolog, Cassandra Scerbo’s Nova Clarke, witness the thunderous hurricane outside... causing one shark to torpedo through the window and land chomping inside the bar... that the story really begins. <br /> <br /> The best scenes have the characters battling and/or escaping from the killer fish in various locations throughout Los Angeles. The 90's style CGI Effects actually compliment various insert shots where the budget seems so abysmal, the graphics look straight out of, as one RiffTrax member pointed out, something from a used car advertisement. <br /> <br /> In-between the action, as the cast drives Fin’s car from one location to the next, witnessing Los Angeles in flooded ruins while various sharks gobble freeway pedestrians, the conversations drag: An obvious attempt to flesh out characters that are merely flesh to begin with – especially compared to the headlining sharks, either riding the roving tornado or swimming throughout the swamped city streets.  <br /> <br /> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mvMzsfcvHz0/U8H-Ufbh7xI/AAAAAAAAgrQ/ZVEtl-Yto_g/s1600/8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mvMzsfcvHz0/U8H-Ufbh7xI/AAAAAAAAgrQ/ZVEtl-Yto_g/s1600/8.jpg" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Ian Ziering rocks</td></tr> </tbody></table> And as happens in the horrendous Matthew Broderick GODZILLA (which is the next RiffTrax Live victim), you’ll be surprised at how soon the characters forget the impending peril around them. Like complaining about a toothache during the Apocalypse, human nature never fully surrenders to its own banal narcissism.  <br /> <br /> Yet all the superfluous chum makes the shark battling scenes that much more important, and downright bad ass. Especially after the introduction of Tara Reid as April, Fin’s ex wife, his pouty daughter and eventually their intrepid pilot son, the literally explosive third act plays out at an airport connected to an old folk’s home: an extremely bizarre OK Corral for a monstrous climactic showdown.  <br /> <br /> But hey, wait a minute... We’re missing one important scene earlier on: Reminiscent of the kind of suspenseful setup by Irwin Allen in the 1970’s, when the gang happens upon a busload of kids stranded beneath a bridge – sharks circling the vehicle with formidable rancor – it’s a do or die effort on our lead hero’s part to save everyone on board…<br /> <br /> That includes not only the children but also their longhaired hippie bus driver, Robbie, played by Robbie Rist, who you’ll recall as Cousin Oliver from the last half of the final season of THE BRADY BUNCH as well as Michelangelo in the original TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURLES flicks, child genius Dr. Zee on GALACTICA 1980, and many other cinematic and television appearances and voice-overs... <br /> <br /> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-flIIpNOn2Ws/U8H-jV8EUjI/AAAAAAAAgrc/7lIBYqY4S-s/s1600/2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-flIIpNOn2Ws/U8H-jV8EUjI/AAAAAAAAgrc/7lIBYqY4S-s/s1600/2.jpg" width="226" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">A scruffy Robbie Rist</td></tr> </tbody></table> <b>How did your part as the Bus Driver come about in SHARKNADO?</b><br /> <br /> <i>I had worked with the director, Anthony C. Ferrante, doing music for his films for gosh... maybe 20 years, or something like that. </i><br /> <br /> <i>As we were wrapping music for The Asylum's Hansel and Gretel movie, Anthony told me he was offered the directing gig on SHARKNADO. I knew the film was going into production as I had talked to another huge genre fan friend I have, and we had lost our minds over the title alone when we saw it at AFM (American Film Market).</i><br /> <i><br /></i> <i>So, Anthony tells me he is being offered the job and I LEAPT out of my chair, grabbed him by the lapels and said, “Look... Two things. First off, you HAVE to direct this movie. I don't know why. I just... have a feeling about it… And also, if you DO direct this movie, I want to be in it!" </i><i>He wrote me the part, I mostly improvised my lines and.... how nutty I end up being in yet ANOTHER pop culture smash to go along with my TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES run and THE BRADY BUNCH…</i><br /> <i><br /></i> <i>By the way, want to up the odds of your project becoming culturally significant? Put me in it!</i><br /> <br /> <b>Your scene with Ian being lifted up to the bridge – what kind of physicality was involved on your part?  </b><br /> <br /> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-auneUNohBTM/U8H-vQyX5cI/AAAAAAAAgrk/YG6RBVVc6w8/s1600/5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-auneUNohBTM/U8H-vQyX5cI/AAAAAAAAgrk/YG6RBVVc6w8/s1600/5.jpg" width="188" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Some stuntwork</td></tr> </tbody></table> <i>Well, they pulled me up about 20 feet and, being the professional I am, I said, "Thank you. That's high enough!" Then a stunt person took over… I’m terrified of heights!</i><br /> <br /> <b>Your  death scene is great, especially the backstory leading to the inevitable Hollywood Sign demise...</b><br /> <br /> <i>It was my first death onscreen! I think we shot a couple of takes of me trying out different lines. The Hollywood one apparently struck a chord!</i><br /> <br /> And so, after the fate of poor Robbie, and many other unlucky L.A. residents, at the climax of SHARKNADO, as two characters fly a helicopter to drop homemade bombs into the formidable, swirling menace... And down below, as Ian Ziering intrepidly slices approaching sharks with a chainsaw... The theater was so immersed in the action, cheering wildly at the incredibly taut hilarity of the proceedings, the RiffTrax guys were, along with everyone else, simply an audience reveling in a cult phenomenon that will only get better (as in, awesomely worse) with time… <br /> <br /> Especially thanks to the actors and actresses delivering campy lines so seriously, the very special effects ultimately seem peripheral to the characters that make SHARKNADO such a wonderfully guilty pleasure. <br /> <div style="text-align: left;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> </div> <br /> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Du1UUS_VufQ/U8ImJY0wD3I/AAAAAAAAgsY/MWav7xjGxA0/s1600/6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Du1UUS_VufQ/U8ImJY0wD3I/AAAAAAAAgsY/MWav7xjGxA0/s1600/6.jpg" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Rist about to be finished</td></tr> </tbody></table> <b>Do you think the movie meant to be bad from the very conception? </b><br /> <br /> <i>Well, look at the title! I think it came front-loaded with a sense of humor. It knew that it wasn't re-writing THE BARD’S CANON... </i><br /> <br /> <i>What actually amazes me about it (well there are lots of things, actually, but this is big) is that The Asylum gave Anthony basically nine dollars to make what really could have been a hundred million dollar budgeted movie (I mean, it's got something like 300 visual effects in it... That is madness for the budget they had).</i><br /> <br /> <i>I really hope the industry wises up and sees what an asset Ferrante is to any project he attaches himself to. The guy is a frigging wizard... </i><br /> <br /> <i>The dude has serious skills and I would love to see what he could do with an actual budget... not to mention the appropriate payday for the guy who does all of his music!</i><br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kiWr-i0sekw/U8InWYXGoFI/AAAAAAAAgss/S9ElVSj5pWk/s1600/Sharknado.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kiWr-i0sekw/U8InWYXGoFI/AAAAAAAAgss/S9ElVSj5pWk/s1600/Sharknado.jpg" width="129" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Open Wide</td></tr> </tbody></table> <b>What do you personally think of the growing cult status of SHARKNADO? </b><br /> <br /> <i>When Anthony and I started doing the music (we wrote all of the pop songs that appear in the movie, with Anthony singing and playing guitar and keys and even singing… That's him singing on the theme song), we made a joke about it being like The Little Engine That Could, and started joking that SHARKNADO is the movie that didn't know there were things it wasn't supposed to do.</i><br /> <i><br /></i> <i>It looked bigger than most films done at the same budget level. And it turned out he had a great leading man in Ian Ziering, the FX were looking way better than imagined... So yeah, that is my take on SHARKNADO and its cult status. </i><br /> <i><br /></i> <i>In three syllables, SHARKNADO tells you everything you need to know and what you are in for… A TRIP TO BOUNTIFUL doesn't do that, does it?</i><br /> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sljoQeMpFd4/U8IBped_1MI/AAAAAAAAgr4/OdvuK9ONPgQ/s1600/Sharknadoposterpart.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="360" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sljoQeMpFd4/U8IBped_1MI/AAAAAAAAgr4/OdvuK9ONPgQ/s1600/Sharknadoposterpart.jpg" width="640" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">And along with sporadic JAWS references, Steven Spielberg's 1941 unhinged ferris wheel evokes bonus homage</td></tr> </tbody></table> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bS6gH3WlEy4/U8LN_4JUi7I/AAAAAAAAgtI/iMf595nUxvA/s1600/10336721_10152497260453904_2886258321754073399_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="358" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bS6gH3WlEy4/U8LN_4JUi7I/AAAAAAAAgtI/iMf595nUxvA/s1600/10336721_10152497260453904_2886258321754073399_n.jpg" width="640" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">GOOGLE RIFFTRAX LIVE AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU</td></tr> </tbody></table>

2013, creature, cult, disaster, ian ziering, john heard, made-for-TV, shark

CHOMPING ON THE PHENOM OF SHARKNADO WITH ROBBIE RIST

year: 2013 camp value: ***1/2 “Like an adorable puppy with really huge feet,” actor Robbie Rist describes SHARKNADO, the 2013 SyFy Chann...

DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-afHPMGxit_0/U8AykEA4hYI/AAAAAAAAgq0/oLJM27YToFA/s1600/-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-afHPMGxit_0/U8AykEA4hYI/AAAAAAAAgq0/oLJM27YToFA/s320/-1.jpg" width="219" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">year: 2014 rating: ***</td></tr> </tbody></table> DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES begins after mankind has been partially wiped out by the virus caused from the first movie, RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES…<br /> <br /> And while this DAWN is a predecessor, it’s also a chance to begin in a much better, action-packed fashion than RISE. In a literal sense, the dawn has the sun rising... Thus, so far, we’ve twice been catapulted into an APES franchise reboot – and now they finally got it right, somewhat.<br /> <br /> At the end of the first movie, Cornelius led his furry legion into the wilderness just outside San Francisco – here’s where they now live comfortably, using Sign Language to communicate what the audience reads with subtitles. Although every now and then the apes screech out a few human words...<br /> <br /> But it’s Cornelius, with an expression of a punished kid just daring to get spanked one more time, or a method actor purposely holding back disgruntled rancor, who wields the true gift of gab with various commands, threats, or both at the same time: On the human side, James Franco’s scientist, the original owner of the trained baby Cornelius, is gone, replaced by a group of ragged survivors led by Jason Clarke’s Malcolm. In this pivotal role, Clarke does a great job, combining the perfect balance of pathos with intrepid urgency.<br /> <br /> The logical member of a group of ragtag city survivalists, it’s through Malcolm where the real suspense occurs. He visualizes the spooky depths of the gorilla-laden forest, and eventually barters with Cornelius to get use of a dam on the ape’s (damn dirty) territory, giving his people enough power to call for possible backup. Some of the humans don't trust the apes, and vice versa... That’s the plot in a nutshell. <br /> <br /> While Gary Oldman's military-minded Dreyfuss serves as a potential lead villain for upcoming installments, the main heavy is a vicious warrior named Koba, instigating war in a sneaky manner that causes the apes, sans Cornelius, to invade the humans in an all-out battle with guns and horses. <br /> <br /> In-between bursts of noisy action are tedious moments of downtime, mostly involving Cornelius torn between man and beast. Yet even these melodramatic sequences lead to some kind of adventurous turmoil. And while lacking the addictive science-fiction creativity of the original series, replaced with a computerized Nature Gone Awry template, this DAWN makes up for what didn’t RISE initially.<br /> <br /> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Prml9tBKy8M/TjznRdCAJ8I/AAAAAAAACGk/HC23n6ijwa0/s1600/the-rise-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-ceasar_06%252C11.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" border="0" height="200" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5637635120597837762" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Prml9tBKy8M/TjznRdCAJ8I/AAAAAAAACGk/HC23n6ijwa0/s200/the-rise-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-ceasar_06%252C11.jpg" style="float: right; height: 200px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; width: 193px;" width="193" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">year: 2011 rating: **</td></tr> </tbody></table> <b>RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES:</b> Imagine if DEEP BLUE SEA were called JAWS 5... Although the basic premise of CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES is mirrored here, this has nothing to do with THE PLANET OF THE APES franchise, instead centering on a bunch of abused monkeys who deserve a better place to climb.<br /> <br /> Too much attention is focused on the dream drug that, while being used on experimental chimps, might erase the effects of Alzheimer’s in humans, and is what Hitchcock called a McGuffin: the device driving the plot that the audience doesn’t care about. It’s too bad the writers, and characters herein, cared about nothing else.<br /> <br /> The eventual breakout of the apelike Alcatraz… led by James Franco’s research chimp, Caesar, born with the effects of the wonder drug… takes way too long to happen. After which the group of angry brutes stomp across a bridge and… well let’s just say, mankind has nothing to worry about thereafter.<br /> <br /> Roddy McDowall's Caesar, after taking over the world in CONQUEST, gives a powerful speech that – if Award shows didn’t take themselves so seriously back then – should have warranted a nomination. Here we have a bunch of neat looking computerized simians, but none merit enough humanity for the audience to really care about (anymore than a dog or cat).<br /> <br /> So while the original franchise earned an uprising after three previous films, in this big budget computer-driven reboot, right when things pick up... it’s all over.

2014, franchise, reboot, science-fiction

DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES

year: 2014 rating: *** DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES begins after mankind has been partially wiped out by the virus caused from the fir...

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY & MARK RUFFALO BEGIN AGAIN

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gIvpTdRQL6U/U7g4a40XcDI/AAAAAAAAgnE/sScfyLmMeUY/s1600/begin_again_xxlg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gIvpTdRQL6U/U7g4a40XcDI/AAAAAAAAgnE/sScfyLmMeUY/s320/begin_again_xxlg.jpg" width="216" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b style="background-color: white;">year: 2014 rating: ***</b></td></tr> </tbody></table> <span style="background-color: white;">In a film centering on the music industry, the actor or actress playing a musician needs to have legitimate talent to make it believable...</span><br /> <br /> Fortunately, there’s some grey matter involved when the story deals with a singer/songwriter who has potential but isn’t yet famous, and may never be.  <br /> <br /> In BEGIN AGAIN, our featured artist is a beautiful, down-to-earth and excruciatingly humble Keira Knightly as Greta… She sings an acoustic number to a crowd of restless, conversing club patrons – but the old saying, that if you reach just one person… is pretty much everything here…<br /> <br /> That one person is Mark Ruffalo's Dan, a thrift store wardrobe come to life, quirky and optimistic enough to make even his dire situation… of being canned from an indie record company that he founded… something to embrace. When he discovers a hopeful comeback in Greta, and after both polar opposites converse about a possible future record deal on the chilly streets of New York, we go back in time to learn more about Greta and her boyfriend Dave, played by MAROON 5 singer Adam Levine. While natural enough in the acting department (fake beard aside), he has the perfect voice to legitimize the carbonated R&B, making his superficial fame completely believable, thus allowing Greta to seem more honestly artistic in comparison.<br /> <br /> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ANCiOi5zIPs/U7g4gWjwqfI/AAAAAAAAgnM/pdJsnilRKnI/s1600/begin+again.jpg.CROP.promo-mediumlarge.jpg" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ANCiOi5zIPs/U7g4gWjwqfI/AAAAAAAAgnM/pdJsnilRKnI/s200/begin+again.jpg.CROP.promo-mediumlarge.jpg" width="163" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">iPod Sharing</td></tr> </tbody></table> Back to the present: After some convincing, Dan produces Greta’s demo in various places around New York City… from the foot of the Empire State building to subways to botanical gardens. Shown in montage sequences, it's an entertaining and fun process, but the entire concept gets a bit corny, and her tunes sound like background music in a coffee shop. <br /> <br /> While Ruffalo plays it cool with shabby wisdom and askew charm, Knightley often seems aware of just how adorable she can be. Meanwhile, the possible romance between singer and producer is omnipresent... Especially during one scene, as the duo wander around listening to the same pair of headphones: Ruffalo's Dan points out how music can make even the most depressed situations seem beautiful... Which is exactly what BEGIN AGAIN strives for, and partially succeeds. 

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY & MARK RUFFALO BEGIN AGAIN

year: 2014 rating: *** In a film centering on the music industry, the actor or actress playing a musician needs to have legitimate talen...

REVIEW OF EARTH TO ECHO

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-I_M-cHxQM7M/U7jJYP50CUI/AAAAAAAAgnc/8PPuYpFwSXU/s1600/earth-to-echo-poster.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-I_M-cHxQM7M/U7jJYP50CUI/AAAAAAAAgnc/8PPuYpFwSXU/s320/earth-to-echo-poster.jpg" width="166" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b style="background-color: white;">year: 2014 rating: *</b></td></tr> </tbody></table> <span style="background-color: white;">There's the R rating... PG, PG-13, G and NC-17... So how about an HH rating to warn anyone sick of the Hand Held camera narrative... </span><br /> <br /> A simple wish, and yet in horror movies, the device fits alright, being that the characters will most likely wind up dead… But it’s way out of place in EARTH TO ECHO, a cross between E.T: THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL, GOONIES, BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED, SUPER 8 (a homage to E.T. and GOONIES), and CHRONICLE, which, like ECHO, is a story told entirely through a teenager recording the entire experience… <br /> <br /> In this case, the novice auteur is an upper-middle-class African American suburban kid who talks like a streetwise rapper… His name’s Tuck, and for some reason he needs to capture everything during the last week before all local homes are replaced by a newly constructed freeway… And he's got a lens to fit just about anywhere, including his bicycle and sunglasses. <br /> <br /> The cookie cutter neighborhood, reminiscent of the fancy yet rural tract in POLTERGEIST, borders a vast array of hilly fields and a grungy small town, providing an endless potential for the kids to get lost in, and best yet, to land themselves in exciting trouble... But because of the limitations of that vapid little camera, there’s hardly an adventure at all.<br /> <br /> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m9dY00P7zYA/U7jJbqXLfFI/AAAAAAAAgnk/WCu2Esm9QCY/s1600/earth-to-echo.jpg" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m9dY00P7zYA/U7jJbqXLfFI/AAAAAAAAgnk/WCu2Esm9QCY/s1600/earth-to-echo.jpg" width="158" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Handheld Goonies</td></tr> </tbody></table> After Tuck and his two pals: Alex, a mellow diamond in the rough, and the token fat geek Munch (a wannabe Chunk), discover a map on their cell phones, the result is an alien resembling Ray Harryhausen's metallic owl from CLASH OF THE TITANS… Yet when all these pivotal ingredients pile on, there’s absolutely no sense of wonderment or suspense…<br /> <br /> Even after being captured by surreptitious government agents, it's a lot of shaky confusion… Not even a pretty young drama queen can make these banal dullards shine past their one-dimensional stereotypes…<br /> <br /> So while that roving cam might work to entertain high schoolers on You Tube, the titular alien deserved a more resilient outlet to plug into. The sporadic tremors and 11th hour CGI aside, if Echo were an injured raccoon it wouldn't have made much difference.

2014, handheld, science-fiction

REVIEW OF EARTH TO ECHO

year: 2014 rating: * There's the R rating... PG, PG-13, G and NC-17... So how about an HH rating to warn anyone sick of the Hand Hel...

ERIC BANA IN DELIVER US FROM EVIL

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-69YvsUhnq9U/U7bjriW_3FI/AAAAAAAAgmo/jcVFizgtqWM/s1600/Picture+1.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-69YvsUhnq9U/U7bjriW_3FI/AAAAAAAAgmo/jcVFizgtqWM/s320/Picture+1.png" width="211" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white;">2014 rating: **</span></td></tr> </tbody></table> <span style="background-color: white;">Things that go bump in the night… And bark, roar, hoot, hiss… And they're all humans, pretty much…</span><br /> <br /> DELIVER US FROM EVIL has a lot in common with THE EXORCIST including the discovery of a malevolent spirit in Iraq. A possessed chick foaming at the mouth back in America. A chain-smoking priest conversing with an investigating cop. And a human neck with bendable capabilities…<br /> <br /> But we’ll leave all other EXORCIST similarities behind in this so-called true story of New York Detective Sarchie, played by Eric Bana, and a young priest teaming up against... very bad things. <br /> <br /> On God’s side is Edgar Ramirez as Father Mendoza, looking a cross between Javier Bardem and Val Kilmer playing Jim Morrison… Speaking of whom, the possessed are hardcore Doors fans. One lady, literally tossing her child to zoo lions, can’t get <i>Break On Through</i> out of her head. And a reluctantly gifted Officer Sarchie not only hears other Doors tracks when no one else does, but hallucinates violent images. These sudden flashes provide cheap thrill jolts for anyone expecting a bonafide horror flick. <br /> <br /> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uI1QfJjD7_0/U7bkyol-X0I/AAAAAAAAgm0/ziA0AlKzeo4/s1600/images.jpg" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="197" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uI1QfJjD7_0/U7bkyol-X0I/AAAAAAAAgm0/ziA0AlKzeo4/s200/images.jpg" width="200" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">RIDERS sounds great in this</td></tr> </tbody></table> For the most part, DELIVER is a standard cop thriller including a tattooed villain, edgy street lingo, urban slums, cryptic clues and a sarcastic partner who throws in a few one-liners to alleviate tension...<br /> <br /> Alas, Fans of Joel McHale will be disappointed – he’s been funnier and doesn’t have very much input. Most of the dialogue occurs between the doubtful cop and the young priest. Although important to the story and characters, their scenes go on way too long. And after a lot of snooping around, we eventually take part in a full blown exorcism witin a police interrogation room. Not only does the possessed quote a spoken-word Morrison poem (“Is everybody in? The ceremony’s about to begin”), but there’s an overload of last minute pandemonium: as if, for the past two hours, we’d been watching a boxer and his trainer preparing for an inevitable thunderous smackdown. Too bad there wasn't any good exhibition bouts along the way. Ultimately, this particular EVIL fails to deliver the bads.

2014, cop, eric bana, horror, joel mchale, thriller

ERIC BANA IN DELIVER US FROM EVIL

2014 rating: ** Things that go bump in the night… And bark, roar, hoot, hiss… And they're all humans, pretty much… DELIVER US FROM...

ALICE FRIEDLAND INTERVIEW PODCAST

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ALICE FRIEDLAND INTERVIEW PODCAST

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MELISSA MCCARTHY AS TAMMY WITH SUSAN SARANDON

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CGGY6Fhqdu0/U7OiTw5gx1I/AAAAAAAAgfs/z_hOF6Wasm0/s1600/tammyposterlarge.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CGGY6Fhqdu0/U7OiTw5gx1I/AAAAAAAAgfs/z_hOF6Wasm0/s400/tammyposterlarge.jpg" width="270" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">year: 2014 rating: **</td></tr> </tbody></table> A movie with the title of the main character usually means that person is kind of… you know… unique and, um... special: And in a matter of speaking, the latter fits TAMMY since it’s a "Labor of Love" by star Melissa McCarthy, serving as a producer and co-writer along with her husband <i>and</i> the film's director, Ben Falcone.<br /> <br /> We begin with Tammy hitting a deer, the first similarity to Chris Farley’s TOMMY BOY, and not the last: Both centering on a self-evasive, overweight slacker with a heart of gold, our husky heroine, TAMMY, revels in her problems, including a wrecked car, lost job, cheating husband and a comparably raw and restless grandmother…<br /> <br /> Enter Susan Sarandon, the reason TAMMY is being compared to the iconic feminist cult flick, THELMA & LOUISE... But be warned: this is <i>not</i>  a Road Movie. After a quick highway montage, promising themselves an adventure full of cathartic mileage, Tammy and Sarandon's bluntly honest Pearl hit a snag after one night of drinking. At this point the movie repeats itself with saucy conversations about how Tammy needs a point in life, and Pearl needs less men, pills, alcohol. And so, as a loose cannon, Sarandon doesn't provide very much input or purpose. For an actress with her talent and long-lasting career, she never becomes the character. With the exception of a gray mop of a phony looking wig... she's simply being Susan Sarandon. And McCarthy has little to offer as well, having, along with her husband, written a story so self-absorbed, it hardly seems catered to an audience at all.

2014, comedy, dan aykroyd, melissa mccarthy, susan sarandon, team-up

MELISSA MCCARTHY AS TAMMY WITH SUSAN SARANDON

year: 2014 rating: ** A movie with the title of the main character usually means that person is kind of… you know… unique and, um... spe...