Written by / 10/23/2013 / No comments / , , , , , , , ,

DEFENDING THE DISASTER OF JAWS 3D

year: 1983 cast: Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Simon MacCorkindale, Lea Thompson rating: ***
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to… Sea World! A Deadly New Attraction, indeed, and who’d have thought the third JAWS would abandon the cozy mainstay of Amity Beach and take place at an oceanic theme park, relying on 3D to make things like dolphins, killer whales, spear guns, and sea monster decorations come at you on the big... or in this case, small screen...

Directed by Joe Alves, the former production assistant who brought the shark to life in the first two outings, this isn’t as bad as the maligned reputation.
"I see a script... THE RIGHT STUFF... Man I should start filming because this is nowhere."
The character template coinciding with the original 1975 summer blockbuster are as follows…

Dennis Quaid is the Roy Scheider, not only because he’s in charge of the park the way Chief Brody partially ran Amity Island, but he’s Mike Brody, the oldest son who dog-paddled in the estuary/pond while his coach got eaten.
"Oh my God... I can't believe we're starring in this movie!"
Richard Dreyfuss, the shark expert Hooper, returns in the form of Bess Armstrong as Dr. Kay Morgan, who lives with Mike... Instead of being into sharks, she's "in dolphins"...

Kay’s the ringleader who, with the help of real Sea World trainer Liz Morris, makes the jovial dolphins leap to cheering crowds… She also replaces Lorraine Gary, who played the Chief’s wife…

And as a headstrong female character, Kay's something to admire... When the time comes to kill the shark after the theme park is under attack, she's the man!
"Call that a shark? ... Now that's a shark!"
Murray Hamilton’s selfish Mayor has morphed into Louis Gosset Jr. as entrepreneur Calvin Bouchard… No matter what kind of threat lurks, or how many employees go missing, Calvin wants to keep his theme park open for financial gain...

And while Captain Quint, played brilliantly by the scene-stealing Robert Shaw, was the shark hunting rogue, we have Simon MacCorkindale’s ambiguous hot shot Philip FitzRoyce, who will do anything for a buck and most of all, media coverage… Think of FitzRoyce as Captain Quint combined with Geraldo Rivera… He's the kind of guy you're supposed to love and hate.

Also included is Mike’s little brother… You might remember him making faces at daddy during the heartfelt dinner scene in the original…
"Mom, dad, his name's Calvin... Calvin Brody."
Mike's now in his twenties and, visiting his brother at the theme park and still afraid of the water (because of the sailboat-caravan trauma in JAWS 2), he quickly hooks up with Kelly, the cutest water-ski girl of the lot…

Kelly's played by a pre-fame Lea Thompson... She and Mike hit it off way too fast, and while Lea provides dandy eye-candy to the proceedings (Bess is more of the thinking man's hottie), little brother is the most annoyingly disposable character.

The 3D device aside, the movie has a large scope with a grainy, slick dynamic… Almost as if it were filmed in the wide-screen 70’s… And this is not the usual JAWS style venture despite the similar character template, but more of a Disaster Film, setting up the “perfect” location that, despite all the work and ambition, is doomed from the start… Or rather, doomed by the shark…
"Eat them up, yum..."
The formidable Carcharodon carcharias, in the film’s vapid intro, beheads a fish...

Unlike the groundbreaking prologue of the original, when Chrissie gets pulled around like a rag doll... or the divers being attacked in the sequel... this is one of the worst openings in film history…

And yet, despite the maligned reputation, there are worthy aspects to this third JAWS including a decent setup for the characters, each having an important part of the storyline.
No, this isn't a scene from an underwater version of TRON...
The near-future Sea World has an underground structure allowing people to see normal sized sharks and other big fishes swimming around… In one scene Mike and Kay investigate a sunken boat by use of a mini ("we all live in a") yellow submarine...

Meanwhile, up above, montage sequences of bikini girls waterskiing (during practice and the real thing) and stock footage of dolphins and killer whales bring you right into the location, making for an assortment of filler moments that are relaxing and, albeit pointless, fun to watch.
Big bad mama stalks the theme park's underwater structure
Okay so this isn’t much of a review… For a movie that’s been deemed one of the worst sequels ever, it’s not that horrible.

The main problem is the often dull script, which meanders at times, leading to a wannabe Irwin Allen climax... The action sequences (when our heroes go after the shark) are edited shoddily, and the body count victims beforehand are killed in an uncreative, awkward fashion…

And while it's good to not see the shark too much, but in this case, he... or rather, she... needed much more screen time!
Son of a Sheriff is thinking: "Smile you son of a..."
Liz Morris is not only cute, she's an actual Sea World employee
And the real star of the movie...
Share This Post :
Tags : , , , , , , , ,

No comments:

Post a Comment

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.

Featured Post

CHARLES BRONSON JAWS-LIKE WESTERN OF 'THE WHITE BUFFALO'

Charles Bronson ducks for cover in The White Buffalo YEAR: 1976 A Charles Bronson cult film that, without the hilariously dated and cont...

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

Most Popular Last Year

WWW.CULTFILMFREAKS.COM

WWW.CULTFILMFREAKS.COM
Movie Reviews, Interviews & Cinematic Pop Culture from White Heat to Blue City

IN THEATERS OR STREAMING

FOR TELEVISION REVIEWS

LIKE US ON FACEBOOK

TOTAL HITS

Popular Trending

FOUNDED BY JAMES M. TATE

FOUNDED BY JAMES M. TATE
RANDOM QUOTE: "Do you know what eternity looks like? It's white and yet very dark. It's like a desert of snow... at night." Gene Hackman, Eureka

Blog Archive

ETERNAL ART OF FILM NOIR

FAVORITES SHORTLIST

MOVIES 1)THE FEARMAKERS 2)JAWS 3)HOT CARS 4)THE CROWDED SKY 5)WILLIAM CONRAD'S BRAINSTORM 6)RAIDERS FROM BENEATH THE SEA 7)THE MAN FROM LARAMIE 8)VIOLENT SATURDAY 9)SWEENEY TWO 10)AIR PATROL 11)CURSE OF THE DEMON 12)ANATOMY OF A MURDER 13)CANYON PASSAGE 14)WICHITA 15)SHARKS' TREASURE 16)SLITHER 17)HARDCORE 18)FORCE TEN FROM NAVARONE 19)FALLEN ANGEL 20)TARANTULA 21)CORVETTE SUMMER 22)EASY LIVING 23)HOT RODS TO HELL 24)OTLEY 25)AL CAPONE 26)THE SERGEANT 27)RING OF FEAR 28)THE DAY THEY ROBBED THE BANK OF ENGLAND 29)THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN 30)WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS

ACTORS 1)DANA ANDREWS 2)JAMES CAGNEY 3)MARLON BRANDO 4)ORSON WELLES 5)JACK NICHOLSON 6)PETER O'TOOLE 7)TOM COURTENAY 8)CHARLES BRONSON 9)GENE HACKMAN 10)VICTOR MATURE DIRECTORS 1)JACQUES TOURNEUR 2)RICHARD FLEISCHER 3)STANLEY KUBRICK 4)ORSON WELLES 5)OTTO PREMINGER 6)MAURY DEXTER 7)ROBERT ALTMAN 8)JOHN GUILLERMIN 9)JOHN LANDIS 10)SAM PECKINPAH FIVE GREATEST FILMS EVER MADE 1)THE GODFATHER PART II 2)LAWRENCE OF ARABIA 3)THE GODFATHER 4)CHINATOWN 5)GOODFELLAS ACTRESSES 1)VIRGINIA MAYO 2)MERRY ANDERS 3)GENE TIERNEY 4)SUE LYON 5)FAYE DUNAWAY

SCIENCE-FICTION STUFF

Popular This Month

DANA ANDREWS FACEBOOK

OUR OWN CORNERSTONE

OUR OWN CORNERSTONE
Journey Into the Cinema of DANA ANDREWS

BLOGS OF INTEREST

RARITIES & EXPLOITATION

All Time Popular

BLASTING TO THE SIXTIES

KICKING IN THE EIGHTIES

TALES AND REFLECTIONS

TALES AND REFLECTIONS
"Really cool and a lot of class." Yaphet Kotto

TARGETING THE SEVENTIES

RETURN TO THE HOMEPAGE