Written by James M. Tate / 10/28/2017 / No comments / 2017 , crime , michael fassbender , mystery , new , thriller , val kilmer
MICHAEL FASSBENDER IS AN AGENT ON ICE IN THE SNOWMAN
Year Released: 2017 |
SnowScore: 1/2 |
The one character with potential is a wan and sickly looking Val Kilmer — speaking in what sounds like someone else's voice — as a sort of rogue, Bogart-like Noir detective of some kind, and he doesn't last long. We're left with a dull Fassbender waiting for the next boring and — to try making up for it — grotesquely violent murder scene in a picture literally as cold as and even more unenlightening and pointless than the Tom Hardy serial killer on ice, CHILD 44. And because of these kind of alternative avant-garde flicks being more of a letdown than a typical fly-by-night blockbuster, it's really the best choice to stay at home: Because nothing's worse than being stuck in an indie purgatory while avoiding big budget crapola, which feels like ditching school in a library. Thus THE SNOWMAN is truly one of the worst experiences had in a theater. There's just no reason for this kind of torture!
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