Written by James M. Tate / 8/19/2017 / No comments / comedy , eighties , frances raines , howard stern , jackie martling , neo noir , parody
FRANCES RAINES IS BEAUTIFUL IN 'RYDER P.I.' W/ HOWARD STERN
Frances Raines will be subject for other reviews YEAR: 1986 |
Up front is fat comic David Hawthorne, the sleepy-eyed "moron" who, a decade later, as a restaurant bartender, served a heartbroken Jack Nicholson a glass of "the last free drug" in AS GOOD AS IT GETS: he throws in a Jack imitation along with a bagful of quick quips and a thin plot-line for RYDER P.I., a Humphrey Bogart Era Film Noir parody that, surprisingly, keeps up the entertainment value alongside the feeling of, "How much worse can this get?"
Frances Raines dries off with a smile |
At that time, in 1986, Howard Stern was climbing as a New York morning radio talkshow host. Random scenes as a television newscaster aren't that funny because Howard's not doing his own thing, or poking fun at his crew. And yet the aggression and annoyance does feel genuine: his character, Ben Wah, can't stand the network he's on, and obviously Stern felt the same about this project. And he's not alone. Not completely...
Howard Stern when he was only known back East |
But what makes RYDER easy viewing on the eye is b-starlet Frances Raines, who isn't blood related-to but is technically a relative of THE INVISIBLE MAN Claude Raines. Her vulnerable, girl-next-door beauty, seeking the titular snoop for protection from a woodwork of goons, makes this trainwreck worth watching. Plus, she appears during the midway point when desperately needed...
A jokey doll voiced by Jackie Martling CAMP VALUE SCORE: ***1/2 |
For those brave or patient enough, or in this case, who pay by the month, Amazon Prime members can stream this extremely low budget comedy. And for fans of the classic era Howard Stern it's a rare gem to behold, or rather, to survive: There's a feeling of bizarre accomplishment lasting through these kind of movies that aren't really movies. Added to that, RYDER doesn't have a cult following to join the ranks of worthy Camp Schlock unlike a couple others we'll review in the future starring Frances Raines... Stay tuned.
Frances Raines and a monkey in RYDER P.I. |
Frances Raines in RYDER P.I. |
Frances Raines dries off in RYDER PI |
Frances Raines in RYDER PI |
Hell, might as well get at least one picture of the film's star, Bob Hawthorne |
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