cult film freak: March 2014

Written by James M. Tate / 3/31/2014 / No comments / al adamson , candy clark , connie nelson , cult , eighties , exploitation , gary kent , horror , jennifer connelly , lon chaney jr. , michael caine , oliver stone , pamela sue martin , sequel , seventies , tim matheson

ANOTHER BLOODY BAGFUL OF ECLECTIC HORROR

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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><u>Pictured: Connie Nelson Year: 1971</u></td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><u>DRACULA VS FRANKENSTEIN:</u> </span>Here's an Al Adamson directed b-movie so tailor made for a drive-in theater, you might have to roll your car inside the living room to watch it...  <br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><u>DraculaVFrankensteinSCORE: **</u></td></tr>
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Not exactly a pairing-up of two classic monsters, DRACULA VS FRANKENSTEIN is more of an exploitation horror: Involving monolog-driven mad scientist J.  Carrol Naish working out of a
 carnival fun house with an axe-wielding  idiot man-child, Lon Chaney, 
sent to kill women for experiments to give  his other employee, a 
brooding Count Dracula, eternal life...<br />
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All the  while reanimating 
Frankenstein's Monster who resembles a melted  cabbage... But the worst thing is that it can
 be quite boring with tedious bouts of dialogue,  spouted mostly by two 
love-struck heroes: A man helping his new  girlfriend find her lost 
sister and eventually happening upon... all  that stuff already 
mentioned (a much cooler yet unlucky couple are beach lovers Connie Nelson and our pal, Gary Kent.) Although at times it can be somewhat involving: A fact which remains completely unexplainable.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><u>1982 rating: ***</u></td></tr>
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<span style="font-size: 100%;"><u>THE FOREST:</u><b> </b>The  set-up to this woodsy body count low
 budget slasher: the massacre of two  couples arriving at the forest... 
The women first and their boyfriends, who, for some reason, arrive later
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<span style="font-size: 100%;">This is merely a bizarre platform for a subplot involving the ghosts 
of  two children and their crazy, cannibalistic father played by 
director Don  Jones's stock actor Gary Kent (SCHOOLGIRLS IN CHAINS), who
 kills, then eats, all females that  cross his path: a cheap horror with a lot of activity, 
including a backstory involving the  then-normal dad, kids, and a 
cheating wife just screaming to be killed keeps you interested enough  
to forget it's yet another FRIDAY THE 13th ripoff, but with a unique  
personality all its own. NOTE: The killer's son, child/pre-teen actor Corky Pigeon, played a geek named Freddie (whose secret was tap dancing) on the 80's sitcom SILVER SPOONS. </span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><u>year: 1964 rating: ***</u></td></tr>
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<u><span style="background-color: white;">SPIDER BABY:</span></u> Whenever there's a horror film about a backwoods family of dimwitted yet
 dangerous loons, it's usually compared to, or accused for stealing 
from, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE... but no longer.<br />
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This film, written 
and directed by Jack Hill ten years prior, starring Lon Chaney as the 
caretaker of two lethal sisters and their lanky, lughead brother played 
by scene-stealer Sid Haig, is not only groundbreaking and shocking, but 
lots of fun as most of the fear is implied: when outsiders visit the house, 
will Lon be able to stop the twisted clan... especially gorgeous Jill 
Banner, using knives like spider's teeth... from murdering them? And although things drag in the middle, it's still a minor classic.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><u>year: 1987 rating: ***1/2</u></td></tr>
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<span style="font-size: 100%;"><u><span style="background-color: white;">THE STEPFATHER</span></u>: A fantastic, fully-satisfying suspense/horror from Canada about a man 
who always needs a new family to kill starring Terry O'Quinn, years 
before gaining fame on LOST...</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 100%;">As the title character, one minute he's extremely bland 
and unassuming, the next an intensely driven, strict "family values" 
patriarch, and eventually a complete psychopath, yet never showing<span style="font-style: italic;"> </span>the
 cards... Keeping protagonist Jill Schoelen, as the unfortunate new 
step-daughter, on her toes. Meanwhile, a</span><span style="font-size: 100%;"> side-story involving a young man's search 
for the Stepfather (before he strikes again) adds a nice peripheral 
balance, reminiscent of Alfred Hitchock and Brian De Palma's best work.</span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><u>year: 1992 rating: **</u></td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><u>INNOCENT BLOOD:</u> Decent</span> premise with good beginnings: A sexy, hungry 
french Vampire (Anne Parillaud) in America sets her sights on mafia kingpin Robert Loggia... a clever gag has her being repelled by 
Loggia's breath before she bits him... he's Italian, therefore reeking 
of garlic.<br />
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Our anti-heroine bloodsucker, while feasting on various evil 
mobsters, falls in love with undercover cop Anthony LaPalgia while they 
both try stopping Loggia, who's not only head of the mob but now a 
powerful vamp himself while director John Landis, returning to horror a decade after AMERICAN 
WEREWOLF IN LONDON, balances humor and horror okay, but there's not 
enough going for either genre... Unlike the Werewolf classic, BLOOD is neither
 funny or scary: The choice of the vamps screeching like 
rabid cougars is pretty lame. And in the Landis fashion, there are many 
clips of other classic movies being watched on television by various 
characters, but homage becomes too excessive: making one long for those 
films instead.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><u>1983 rating: *1/2</u></td></tr>
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<u><span style="background-color: #f3f3f3;">AMITYVILLE 3D</span>:</u> Gone are the days when 3D meant things moving towards the camera in a 
contrived manner. It's hilarious seeing this in 2D years later after the
 gimmick not only wore off, but is seen as merely that. Yet this film 
suffers from more than pretension of a 50s-era trend trying desperately 
to regain itself in the 1980's...<br />
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Although the first ten minutes as Tony 
Roberts and Candy Clark trick a pair of seance-giving charlatans is not 
bad, the rest of the movie, after Roberts moves into the ghostly manor 
with his gorgeous daughter Lori Laughlin (visited by her friend, Meg 
Ryan), is quite stale. And those ever-buzzing flies just aren't scary... In fact, they never were.</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><u>year: 1985 rating: *1/2</u></td></tr>
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<u>PHENOMENA</u>:<b> </b>It's hard to stare at bugs, especially maggots, for very long... Some can't even say the M word out loud...<br />
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But not 
for teenager Jennifer Connely who has the power to read their little 
minds, thus aiding Donald Pleasence, as a insect forensic expert, in 
finding a serial killer roaming around much like the phantom in Dario's 
SUSPERIA, which this is either a ripoff or, since it's the same man 
behind it, a homage by crashing girl's heads through windows, using a 
Goblin soundtrack but this time adding Iron Maiden and Motorhead tunes: So if you enjoy watching Jennifer Connelly, right after a flashback role in ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA and before playing a sexy ingenue in her career making CAREER OPPORTUNITIES, this isn't bad... but
 if you want a good horror flick, or a movie that actually goes 
somewhere: best try something else.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><u>year: 1981 rating: **1/2</u></td></tr>
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<u><span style="background-color: white;">THE HAND:</span> </u>Michael Caine is terrific in this otherwise mediocre 
thriller by first-time director yet already screenplay Oscar winning Oliver Stone. Story centers on a 
cartoonist (Caine) who loses his hand in an automobile accident – 
technically the most riveting scene. After which he rehabilitates while 
the severed limb is, or seems to be, crawling around doing his dirty 
work for him.<br />
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Stone’s best direction occurs during taut conversations 
between Caine and the people around him, providing a suspenseful base 
liken to stage-influenced British horror films, building character 
development in lue of cheap shocks. But scenes involving The Hand itself
 look a bit cheesy, and sporadic cuts to black and white seem misplaced,
 contrasting from our protagonist turned antagonist and revolving 
side-characters Annie McEnroe (THE SURVIVORS, THE HOWLING II) as a tempestuous college student, Bruce 
McGill as a temperamental shrink, and Caine’s cheating wife 
Andrea Marovicci: his ultimate target.<br />
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The film has moments, but loses 
its grip less than halfway through. Although, witnessing Michael Caine 
slowly going mad – a role that, according to Stone, took a toll on the 
actor’s real life – is worth the ninety minutes.<br />
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al adamson, candy clark, connie nelson, cult, eighties, exploitation, gary kent, horror, jennifer connelly, lon chaney jr., michael caine, oliver stone, pamela sue martin, sequel, seventies, tim matheson

ANOTHER BLOODY BAGFUL OF ECLECTIC HORROR

Pictured: Connie Nelson Year: 1971 DRACULA VS FRANKENSTEIN: Here's an Al Adamson directed b-movie so tailor made for a drive-in the...

DARREN ARONOFSKY DIRECTS NOAH

2014, biblical, darren aronofsky, disaster, emma watson, jennifer connelly, russell crowe

DARREN ARONOFSKY DIRECTS NOAH

year: 2014 rating: ** If you think building a giant boat that will protect a few selected humans from God’s forty day/forty night torren...

Written by James M. Tate / 3/30/2014 / No comments / horror

A BLOODY BAGFUL OF ECLECTIC HORROR & SUSPENSE

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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">year: 1980 rating: ***</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><u><b><span class="Apple-style-span">FRIDAY THE 13TH:</span></b> </u></span>After so many sequels and a remake, and the fact this is the beginning of one of the biggest, most successful and inspired horror franchises ever, one would expect the original to be an extravagant horror flick...<br />
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But <a href="http://www.cultfilmfreaks.com/2015/06/betsy-palmer-friday13-king.html">FRIDAY THE 13TH </a>is a low-budget exploitation with a cast who, except for a young Kevin Bacon, don't look like actors at all, underlining the realism as each doomed counselor gets picked off by an unseen menace who isn't Jason but Jason's mother, played by Betsy Palmer who, as a human being, adds an important element separating this from the other films...<br />
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Sole survivor Adrienne King actually has somewhat of a chance. And after the first hour there are plenty of fantastic Palmer/King cat-fights, and it's during this final act when the suspense builds to one of the scariest finales ever: involving the introduction of (a very young) Jason Vorhees.<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><u><b><span class="Apple-style-span">HOUSE:</span></b> </u></span>No this isn't about a pill-popping, grouchy doctor... And if you missed this in theaters, HOUSE is a fun horror flick you might want to see for yourself...<br />
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William Katt is a horror writer with good reason to not only inhabit a haunted house but to stay: even after gardening tools, formidable monsters, and a mounted marlin tries either killing or scaring him off. Katt's son disappeared in the swimming pool years before, and the house might hold the secret of his existence: All coinciding with traumatic Vietnam flashbacks while writing a serious memoir, and visits from scene stealer George Wendt as a pesky but lovable next door neighbor. This extremely underrated comedy/horror is terrific from start to finish. Thanks for b-movie director Steve Minor, the humor is dark enough for rabid horror fans and the horror is never very grotesque or unengaging.<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><u>GOD TOLD ME TO:</u></span></b> </span>The first half... as a dedicated Catholic cop played by FRENCH CONNECTION connector Tony Lo Bianco investigates random public killings... including a bizarre Andy Kaufman cameo as a police officer going berserk at the St. Patrick's Day Parade... and each assassin mutters, GOD TOLD ME TO as their last words... is mysterious and interesting. The last half, as the murders cease and the "God" in question is revealed, is absolutely banal, and yet, as usual, Larry Cohen's camerawork has flowing, artistic grace, but after the good parts even the cool shots are all dressed up with nothing to show.<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><u>IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS:</u></span></b></span> Decent mindtrip/horror about a insurance investigator, Sam Neill, thrust in a maniacal maze involving a famous writer's books turning the readers into lunatics, including himself.<br />
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Seeming at first like a gimmick from the author's promotional department, including stuffy editor Julie Carmen who joins Neill to a small town the author writes about (like Stephen King's Castle Rock). So many strange things happen it's hard to keep up with the "madness", you'll never get bored trying to figure what's real, a nightmare, or both at the same time.<br />
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John Carpenter's direction keeps the viewer interested, although the barrage of special effects can get tiresome.<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><u>PRINCE OF DARKNESS (HAS MOVED TO A NEW LOCATION IN HADES):</u></span></b></span> This review has moved and is longer and has improved after buying the Blu Ray by Shout Factor with a terrific new cover showing most of the main characters including Alice Cooper's homeless zombie leader... We're keeping the thumbnail pic for internet search purposes but please <a href="http://www.cultfilmfreaks.com/2016/11/POD.html">CLICK HERE</a> to read the new writeup of what's possibly John Carpenter's most personal horror film...</div>
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She plays a whiskey-addicted older woman who wants her youth back to keep husband Philip Terry. Her need for booze will shadow, later on when she discovers an African potion that makes her into the bombshell of yesteryear, the need to remain young before turning into a hideous old woman c/o some great prosthetic makeup. And she's a killer to boot: men must die for the potion to work. This classic b-flick is misleading due to the creature-feature title... in actuality, it's a suspenseful ride where Coleen Gray proves her worth: and then some.</div>
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<u><span style="background-color: white;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span">HORROR OF THE BLOOD MONSTERS:</span></b></span> </u>Warning, this is not a real movie... Yes, we realize the title is incredibly awesome, but don't get fooled into this patchwork catastrophe...<br />
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After a three minute montage involving vampires running through a city street, segments taken from a Filipino flick "Tangini" are spliced into a weak story of astronauts on a planet who witness scenes from said movie having to do with fanged neanderthals and crab people, cutting back and forth to either John Carradine giving orders from the ship, or, back home, Robert Dix in a control room, and then a bedroom, with Vicki Volante: having futuristic sex without penetration, strapped with electrical charges and wishing for the good old days: Really, really bad stuff, but will make you curious about the <i>other </i>film that makes up most of this one.<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><u>THE WATCHER IN THE WOODS:</u></span></b></span> Groundbreaking for Disney, this was their leap into the PG-rated horror genre.<br />
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Most of the film is a perspective camera aimed at a large house owned by Bette Davis, sold to a family consisting of a husband, wife and two kids. The eldest, real life ice-skater Lynn-Holly Johnson (FOR YOUR EYES ONLY), sees images of a blinded young girl in the mirror, hears voices in the forest, and thus investigates Davis's long lost missing daughter.<br />
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What begins as somewhat spooky turns into a mystery-based scavenger hunt as Johnson rounds up elder locals with a connected backstory: gathering clues resulting in a dull, yet happy, conclusion.<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><u>NIGHTMARES:</u></span></b></span> A compilation of CREEPSHOW inspired horror tales. The first, TERROR IN TOPANGA, later updated in URBAN LEGEND, is about a woman played by Cristina Rains, who drives around at night while there's a killer on the loose. Very cool, and by now quite familiar, twist ending. Very reminiscent of THE TWILIGHT ZONE in tone and rhythm...<br />
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The second story, by far the best, has Emilio Estevez as a video game hustler trying desperately to beat THE BISHOP OF BATTLE... And when he does, he plays the game... for real. Basically TRON in reverse. There is a terrific set-up, getting into the intense brain of Estevez, playing a character bordering on geek and rebel, ultimately paying the price for not being able to choose one in particular.</div>
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In our third outing, THE BENEDICTION, Lance Henriksen stars as a faithless priest versus the Devil himself in the form of a black monster truck. A slow build-up has the always engaging Henriksen moping about losing his faith inside a dark church.<br />
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But thank God when things rev up when he's out on his own, faithless and alone on the long desert highway, suddenly stalked by a demon-driven vehicle. The best scene involves the hell on wheels rising up from the earth, reminiscent of the Chuck Norris flick LONE WOLF McQUADE if driven by Stephen King's CHRISTINE. </div>
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And the fourth, fitfully titled NIGHT OF THE RAT, is, unintentionally, the funniest, centering on a suburban family with a <i>really </i>big rat problem. That is, there's a giant howling rodent that can't be killed, and it looks so superimposed there's never a sense the formidable antagonist is involved in the same story as the actors and actresses including the always-working Richard Masur, SAVANNAH SMILES starlet Bridgette Andersen and ALIEN screamer Vernonica Cartwright, who all deserved much better than this wannabe Bert I. Gordon sham.<br />
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A BLOODY BAGFUL OF ECLECTIC HORROR & SUSPENSE

year: 1980 rating: *** FRIDAY THE 13TH: After so many sequels and a remake, and the fact this is the beginning of one of the biggest, m...

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“Look, fellas…” Murray’s portrayal of the financially stressed Mayor of Amity lets the main characters and that great white shark get all the credit, but without this land-antagonist goading the Sheriff to keep the beaches open, there’d be much less of a problem and hardly a movie at all...</div>
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This might be Willard’s mission but it's the Chief’s boat… Yet he takes the backseat to a character with almost the same nickname, Chef, and the other crew including an acidhead surfer and a trigger-happy gunner… But Chief’s always in charge and his perpetual reluctance keeps the audience on constant edge...</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">3) KIRK BALTZ (RESERVOIR DOGS)</td></tr>
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“He was so good in that scene,” Michael Madsen wrote of Kirk Baltz (in a Cult Film Freak interview from 2010), whom Madsen’s Mr. Blonde tortures in Quentin Tarantino’s first movie. “Sometimes someone can be so good you don't even see it.” And that’s the epitome of a thankless role… Kirk’s rookie cop Marvin Nash gets beaten to a bloody pulp while his ear gets the Van Gogh treatment, and not many people know the actor's name... </div>
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With all the axe-wielding fun, and the bloody REDRUM, the wordy setup to this Stanley Kubrick horror masterpiece gets lost in the mix… Providers of exposition are often forgotten, but Nelson spouts so much information about the Hotel’s bloody backstory, he should land a promotion…</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">5) GARY LOCKWOOD (2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY)</td></tr>
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With prehistoric apes throwing objects that "turn into" spaceships, and another guy in charge of the mission to Jupiter named Dave Bowman, played by Keir Dullea and not Gary Lockwood… And of course that computer Hal 9000 that, voiced wonderfully by Douglas Rains, steals the Stanely Kubrick space odyssey... second in command Frank Poole deserves credit for staying fit, instigating the failed Hal shutdown, and flying hopelessly into space…</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">6) ALLEN GARFIELD (THE CONVERSATION)</td></tr>
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Originally intended for Timothy Carey, Garfield plays the role as surveillance expert Moran with sleazy ease, and his input keeps the second act of the Francis Ford Coppola minor classic rolling and bugging competitor Gene Hackman on his toes… </div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">7) MICHAEL BOWEN (JACKIE BROWN)</td></tr>
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Hey that’s Michael Keaton as the guy busting Jackie Brown, but who’s the dude next to him? Cinema fanatics know the answer: Michael Bowen, known for playing handsome jock jerks in 80’s films like VALLEY GIRL, THE WILD LIFE and NIGHT OF THE COMET <i>(and since this post was written, appeared as a lethal Nazi in BREAKING BAD) </i>is the cop who comes on strong during the first interrogation of the put-upon stewardess…</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">8) DON GORDON (BULLITT)</td></tr>
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Besides waking Frank Bullitt up with early-morning orange juice, and then drinking some of it, Don Gordon’s Officer Delgetti is always by his partner Steve McQueen's side through the entire investigation…And Don can also be seen as "Cappy" with McQueen in TOWERING INFERNO and plays second fiddle to Dennis Hopper in THE LAST MOVIE and OUT OF THE BLUE...</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">9) SULLY BOYAR (DOG DAY AFTERNOON)</td></tr>
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The epitome of a character-actor, Sully plays the bank manager in this classic film starring Al Pacino and John Cazale with the patience of a man under pressure, keeping his employees safe without being a hero and hardly raising his voice... The stout character-actor also runs the funky CAR WASH a year later...</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">10) SCOTT THOMSON (FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH)</td></tr>
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“I hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!” shouts Brad Hamilton (Judge Reinhold) at his nerdy friend Arnold, who’s often hard to notice when Sean Penn’s pot smoking surfer, Phoebe Cate’s smoking hot babe and rest of an ensemble cast get more screen time than the one guy who knows the secret sauce at Bronco Burger is “Ketchup and Mayonnaise.”</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">THANKLESS ACTOR ROLES LIST BY JAMES M. TATE</td></tr>
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TEN THANKLESS ACTOR ROLES

1) MURRAY HAMILTON (JAWS) “Look, fellas…” Murray’s portrayal of the financially stressed Mayor of Amity lets the main characters and th...

Written by James M. Tate / 3/26/2014 / 1 Comment / 2014 , danny trejo , muppets , ray liotta , tina fey

THE MUPPETS MOST WANTED

2014, danny trejo, muppets, ray liotta, tina fey

THE MUPPETS MOST WANTED

year: 2014 rating: *1/2 Thank Goodness for Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, a scientist anal enough to remember, during the opening MUPPETS MOST WAN...

Written by James M. Tate / 3/25/2014 / No comments / anne heche , harrison ford , ivan reitman , nineties , romantic comedy

SIX DAYS SEVEN NIGHTS VS KNIGHT AND DAY

anne heche, harrison ford, ivan reitman, nineties, romantic comedy

SIX DAYS SEVEN NIGHTS VS KNIGHT AND DAY

year: 1998 rating: *1/2 Not to drop names, but watch your feet because here comes one now: There was a memorable afternoon spent at famo...

Written by James M. Tate / 3/23/2014 / No comments / 2014 , bill murray , f. murray abraham , quirky , ralph fiennes , wes anderson

WES ANDERSON DIRECTS THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL

2014, bill murray, f. murray abraham, quirky, ralph fiennes, wes anderson

WES ANDERSON DIRECTS THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL

year: 2014 rating: **1/2 Prepare to delve into yet another intentionally bizarre Wes Anderson rabbit hole, guided by no less than three ...

Written by James M. Tate / 3/21/2014 / No comments / 2014 , action , adaptation , ashley judd , science-fiction , shailene woodley , theo james , tony franklin

SHAILENE WOODLEY & THEO JAMES IN DIVERGENT

2014, action, adaptation, ashley judd, science-fiction, shailene woodley, theo james, tony franklin

SHAILENE WOODLEY & THEO JAMES IN DIVERGENT

FIRST AND SO FAR, THE BEST ALL REVIEWS OF THE DIVERGENT FILMS HAVE MOVED HERE ...

Written by James M. Tate / 3/19/2014 / 3 Comments / list

7 FILM ROLES THAT ALMOST WENT TO SOMEONE ELSE

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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Almost: Lee Majors</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Alright: Jon Voight</td></tr>
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<u>MIDNIGHT COWBOY</u>: Lee Majors is cool, mellow, and, especially in his bionic years, downright awesome, but let's face facts, his acting style can be a bit on the mellow side, which fits on television, but he never made the big screen transition for a reason... So then, originally cast as naïve Texan Joe Buck, who travels to New York City to become a gigolo, Lee's good looks and the Stetson hat would have fit just fine, but thankfully Jon Voight, an intense young method actor, took the lead: And while Dustin Hoffman's crippled sidekick headlined and ultimately stole the show, the Oscar winning masterpiece truly belonged to Voight, whose movie career was just beginning: As for Majors, co-starring on the Western television series THE BIG VALLEY at the time, he's not the last actor held back by a television contract...<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Almost: Tom Selleck</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><u>RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK</u><b>:</b></span></span> Like Lee, there’s nothing wrong with Tom Selleck: he’s handsome, likable, laidback and has universal appeal…<br />
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But he was signed onto MAGNUM P.I. and wound up in Hawaii instead of circumnavigating the globe in the now legendary adventure yarn that spawned, for better or worse, three more in the franchise: Sure, Tom was built for the part, but with a somewhat whiny voice and an everyman demeanor more befitting television than motion pictures, we can thank God that Harrison Ford, who gained fame as Han Solo in producer/writer George Lucas’s STAR WARS, was able to play the intrepid archeologist in George and Steven Spielberg’s action classic. Meanwhile, Tom attempted making up for lost RAIDERS with two pulpy time-period flicks, HIGH ROAD TO CHINA and LASSITER.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Alright: John Rhys-Davies</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><u>RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK</u>:</span></b></span> One can imagine Tom Selleck as Indy much more than Danny DeVito as Sallah... Yikes!<br />
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The lovable sidekick, Sallah, helps Jones traipse through Cairo, saves him from bad date poisoning, digs for the Ark, jovially croons after a lady's kiss, and was thankfully played by larger than life character actor John Rhys-Davies, who peaked director Steven Spielberg's attention on the TV miniseries SHOGUN: Danny, held under contract for the sitcom TAXI, went on to play a similar middleman in another adventure, ROMANCING THE STONE, a far more befitting character for the pint-sized funnyman.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Alright: Robert DeNiro</td></tr>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><u>THE DEER HUNTER</u>:</span></b></span> Yes, it's true, JAWS is the personal favorite movie of this particular film fanatic, and Roy Scheider’s performance as Chief Brody, as well as his iconic "We're gonna need a bigger boat" improvised line, was sublime and topnotch… And he was also fantastic before and after the shark in two William Friedkin films, THE FRENCH CONNECTION and SORCERER… But during DEER HUNTER pre-production, Roy and director Michael Cinemo saw things differently, and <i>this is this</i>, and that was that... A true blessing, because imagining him in Robert De Niro’s role as Michael is absolutely unfathomable, not because of what Roy would have added, but what we wouldn't have gotten otherwise: For De Niro brought a quirky, lonesome edge to the rogue, rugged outdoorsman who winds up turning tables during a Russian roulette Vietnam sequence, pulling off emotions that no other actor could possibly equal. And back home, can you imagine Roy matching Robert's expression when he looks at John Cazale's new mustache? Didn't think so...<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><u>EASY RIDER</u>:</span></b></span> Director and actor Dennis Hopper was sued when, on David Letterman, he recalled a situation where he pulled a knife on Rip Torn (which would fit his name), originally cast as the Southern lawyer George Hanson in the independent road trip odyssey EASY RIDER…<br />
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Or was it Rip who pulled the knife? Well with that kind of reefer madness going on during  the "turbulent 1960's," God only knows what really went down... Or if it happened at all: Thankfully, not only was a struggling b-movie actor cast in the pivotal role, but we were introduced to Jack Nicholson, and he never left the spotlight. And while Rip Torn is incredibly talented, what might have been a rousing performance became an offbeat, scene-stealing mascot: one of the greatest in counter culture cinema.<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><u>FIRST BLOOD</u>:</span></b> </span>It would be very difficult if downright impossible to imagine anyone besides Richard Crenna delivering the classic <i>body bags</i> line, so perfectly suited for the Sylvester Stallone action flick…<br />
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Based on a more realistic and liberal minded novel, with John Rambo a completely unhinged, lethal war machine, killing hundreds of lawman on his trail as opposed to merely setting traps, Kirk Douglas was on board and there are even promotional posters, including one shown above, with Kirk's stalwart image as the tough but tender Colonel Trautman: An severely idealistic Douglas wanted the movie to end like the book, which would lead to <i>no more</i> sequels while holding firmly to a 70's style Left-Bent, as this book was thrown around Hollywood for a decade... But Stallone probably already had a franchise in mind... And so, literally at the last moment, Crenna stepped in and delivered!<br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><u>BACK TO THE FUTURE</u>:</span></b></span> Last, and certainly not least, here's the epitome of a close call, or more of a second chance, since, like Harvey Keitel in APOCALYPSE NOW, the scenes were already being filmed and production was under way...<br />
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In this case it took director Robert Zemekis and writing partner Bob Gale to realize that Eric Stoltz, while a capable actor who'd provide terrific dramatic roles later on, just didn’t have the comedic timing that would work as Marty McFly in the time travel comedy adventure. And if you look at the two pictures of each actor's expressions in the same scene, you might notice how Fox goes one step further: While Lee Majors, Tom Selleck and Danny DeVito lost their big screen opportunities due to TV contracts, Michael J. Fox, who was chosen to replace Stoltz and was beyond perfect for the part, also had a series… And thankfully for us, FAMILY TIES allowed Michael the (big) break... the rest is cinematic history!<i> AND COMING SOON: ACTRESS NEAR CAST ROLES...</i>

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